June 21, 2004

*snicker*

Uh-*huh*.

Spam mail at work: "She'll say it's too biiiiiiig!"

Okay, so, if you're advertising Viagra, and if the point of the whole thing is supposed to be the ability to have sex in the first place, isn't that kind of counter-intuitive? Because if she 'says it's too biiiiiiig,' then you're probably not getting any as a result, which totally defeats the purpose.

Right?

Oh, you mean I'm taking it too literally? Sorry. :)

Posted by Liz at June 21, 2004 12:45 PM
Comments

Can I just say that my favorite spam mail ever was the one that promised you, the happy reader, that you would be able to "knock down walls with your three-foot.." you get the idea.

Why is that appealing? I mean, for your victim... er, your date?

Posted by: sionelle at June 21, 2004 02:10 PM