Disclaimer: I am totally not casting stones here. I have a big butt, I know that. But my mind does strange things to me sometimes.
Today, I have a Togo's sandwich for lunch. Yeah, those of you who know me know which one it is, too. But wow, one of the girls behind the counter...
She was standing with her back to me, and all of a sudden, all I could see was her backside, wearing those store uniform, cream colored polyester pants that look shitty on everyone, and the mother of all backside camel toes--pants were tight enough to see the panty line, you see, and oh my god, the panties were a'creepin.
The only thing I could think, after seeing this, was, "My god, that girl has a big-ass ass."
And then, my brain dissected that thought, and I felt like an idiot--all my powers of vocabulary had failed me. Big-ass ass. Sheesh.
And *then*, I had another thought:
I am SO going to hell.
Posted by Liz at August 13, 2003 02:25 PM