G'har's Underwear

Kassima: "No, I don't have an underpants fetish, honest. Is it my fault that the things seem to come up in casual conversation around here at least three times a day?"

Note: Guess what song this is a parody of. Go on, guess! It's probably obvious, but just for safety's sake: this filk is based on 'Winter Wonderland'. Credits are due to the writer of the original for his or her wonderful song.

G'har's Underwear

Riders sing! Are you listenin'?
In the Weyr, snow is glistenin'!
A beautiful sight; we're happy tonight,
Walkin' 'round in G'har's underwear.

Gone away, days of sadness;
Here to stay, days of madness!
We'll be flinging shrooms as we plot great dooms,
Walkin' 'round in G'har's underwear!

In the Weyr Bowl, we will slaughter snowmen,
And pretend that they are riders brown.
They'll plead, "Say you're kidding!" We'll say, "No, men,
But this is the best pastime that we've found!"

Later on, we'll conspire,
Honing knives by the fire.
And while we are here, we'll make Weyrfolk fear,
Walkin' 'round in G'har's underwear.

In the Weyr Bowl, we will build a snowman,
And pretend that he's Pierron round.
We'll all plot to lynch the evil snowman,
Until with M'kla's klah, we make him drown!

When they flee, ain't it thrillin'?
When we scream, ain't it chillin'?
We'll frolic and play the greenrider way,
Walkin' 'round in G'har's underwear!

			---Written by Kassima

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