Note: 'Hotel California' was written by the Eagles, so give them credit where credit is due. This filk of that song is entirely A'lex's fault, however, and thus any applause should go directly to him.
In the cold northern mountains, ice wind in my hair Warm smell of runner beast, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My sight grew heavy and my head grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood on the bowl floor; I heard a watchwher scream And I was thinking to myself, 'This can't be Ista it's cold as *Between*' Then she lit up a glow lamp and she showed me the way There were voices in the Living Cavern, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Weyr that we call Telgar Such a zany place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Weyr that we call Telgar Any time of year, you can find it here Her mind is Goldrider-twisted, she got the Big honkin' knot She got a lot of pretty Bronzer boys, who all think she's hot How they dance when she rises, sweet guestweyr sweat. Some dance to remember, some hope to forget So I called up the Steward, 'Please bring me my wine' He said,'We haven't had good Benden here since Anne threatened a fine' And still those voices are taunting from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Weyr that we call Telgar Such a zany place Best not show your face They livin' it up at the Weyr that we call Telgar What a strange surprise, what's that on your thighs? Weyrlings in the Barracks, The Greenriders are nice And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own pure vice' And at the Poker table, They gathered for a touch Kassi stabs out with her steely knives, But she just can't get the flush Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage out To the place I was before 'Relax,'said the Weyrleader, We are trained but to flame Thread. If you go out while the silver rains, You gonna end up dead ---Written by A'lex
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