Note: Credit for this one goes to several people: A'lex for writing it, Ursa for inspiring it, the Village People for the song 'Y M C A' which serves as its basis, and my therapist for finally driving the mental image of the Assistant Weyrlingmaster team singing along in cop and construction worker outfits.
Weyrling, there's no need to feel down I said Weyrling, get yourself on the ground I said Weyrling, 'cause you're doin' push ups There's no need... to... be... unhappy Weryling, there's no place you can go I said Weyrling, you are running too slow You can move it, or I'm sure you will find Ursa will... beat... your... young behind It's fun to train with the U R S A! It's fun to train with the U R S A! She is everything that you will not enjoy She will pick on both girls and boys Weyrling, are you listening to me I said Weyrling, what do you want to be I said Weyrling, you can make real your dreams But you've got to know that one thing No one does it all by theirself I said Weyrling, put your pride on the shelf And just fear her, fear the U R S A But know she can help you today (Chorus) Weyrling, I was once in your shoes I said, I was down and out with the blues I felt no man cared if I was alive Then Sionelle tanned my tender hide That's when Sionelle came up to me And said Weyrling, more push ups then you'll see That you're lucky, I'm not U R S A She would turn your hide to filet It's fun to train with the U R S A! It's fun to train with the U R S A! You can learn to *between* You can share what you feel You can make the LCGs squeal It's fun to train with the U R S A! It's fun to train with the U R S A! (Fade out...) ---Written by A'lex
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