Note: A'lex based this filk on the Bangles' 'Walk Like an Egyptian,' so credit goes both to them for the original and to him for parodying it so well.
All the young Weyrlings in the bowl They do Jumping Jacks don't ya know. If one moves too quick (oh whey oh) They're falling down like a domino. All the bizarre riders by the Eggs They got the money on a bet Kassima's legs (oh whey oh) They quake for marks that will be hers yet. Holder types with their freaky wives say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh oh oh oh Scream like a Candidate The young LCGs take they trays They spin around and they cross the room They've got the klah (oh whey oh) You spill your drink then you get the broom. All the candidates sick of chores They like the trips to Shipfish Island When the Eggies crack (oh whey oh) They're walkin on some really hot sand. All the kids in the white robes they say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh oh oh oh Scream like a Candidate Slide your arse on the seat bend your back Shift your arm then you pull it back Bench is hard you know (oh whey oh) So sit and wait for the Eggs to crack. If you want to find all the Bronzers They're hanging out near that Holder lass They preen and prance (oh whey oh) Just hopin they'll get a piece of -DOH!! All the Residents with their marks They realize that we're in the dark All the Resi's know (oh whey oh) Bet on the Eggs if you want to win. And the rider on the starstone rock says Ay oh whey oh, Istan rider hellooooooo Welcome to Te-elgar Welcome to Te-elgar ---Written by A'lex
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