Note: Credit for this song goes to several people: to Alria, who is played by Melissa Keller and who did the bulk of the songwriting; to Jenufa, who assisted; and to I'sai, who in his infinite wickedness commissioned the piece as a Turnday gift for Kassi. Credit is possibly also due to whoever told the Harpers that Kassi has a lovely rear end. I suspect I'sai, but he claims it was Jenufa. You may wish to draw your own conclusions.
Kassi the Mighty,
Flies across the countryside.
Never needs a place to hide.
With Lysseth as her sidekick
Chewin' on the firestone.
When a tunnelsnake's around,
She's the one to bring it down.
She's Kassi, Kassi the mighty!
Kassi the mighty
Always keeps the men alert
When she's feeling proddy, and
Lysseth's all a glowin'.
When she's in this kind of mood
She will throw her knives at you
She's Kassi, Kassi the Mighty!
Kassi the Mighty
Has a lot of firelizards.
Always has one by her side
With a dozen others.
When she's feeling sad and blue
They will help to change her mood
She's Kassi, Kassi the Mighty!
Kassi the Mighty
Has a lot of children
Because of Lysseth's mating flights
It doesn't hurt that she
Has a lovely hiney
If she wears her buttless pants
See if she will do a dance
She's Kassi, Kassi the Mighty!
---Written by Alria
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