Note: Yes, this filk is based on 'Uncle F***er' from 'South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.' Yes, it somehow manages to stay PG anyway. Talented man that 'Lex, what? Credit goes to him, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone for this bit of twisted magnificence.
Come apply for Search here at Telgar You're quite sure to have a good time here at Telgar You know here at Telgar Yes it's true, nobody at Telgar won't like you Come apply for Search here at Telgar It's a blast to roleplay all day here at Telgar You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just hang at Telgar all day long *firestone belching interlude* Here at Telgar.. Here at Telgar Here at Telgar.. Here at Telgar Here at Telgar.. Here at Telgar Come apply for Search here at Telgar You're crazy if you don't apply here at Telgar You are sure to love it I must say I know I loved it yesterday hahahaha here at Telgar.. that's T-E-L-G-A-R WEYR here at Telgar! Fear my pants. ---Written by A'lex
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