Note: A'lex is to blame for this filk of Barry Manilow's 'Copacabana;' may all due credit go to Barry for the original.
Her name was Rina, she was a Weyrwoman With golden dragon in her weyr she had old P'tran by the ear She would code eggies and do the oyspam But while she always was the star, K'tyn worshipped from afar Across the crowded room, he plotted for his doom He was young and he had Bronze Prometh Who could ask for more? There at Benden (BEN!), Coolest PC Weyr (Coolest PC Weyr) The coldest spot east of High Reaches (there) There at Benden (BEN!), Coolest PC Weyr Water and Red Wine were always mighty fine There at Benden....the place we loved. His name was Prometh. He was a dragon. He was sired by Bronze Laerth, he saw Leilanth sunning there And when she Rose up, that bastard Chased her, And when he caught her in the sky, K'tyn caught a nice black eye And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and and P'tran lost his knot Rina cried "Boo hoo" There at Benden (BEN!), Coolest PC Weyr (Coolest PC Weyr) The coldest spot east of High Reaches (there) There at Benden (BEN!), Coolest PC Weyr Water and Red Wine were always mighty fine There at Benden....he lost his knot. Her name is Rina, she was the Weyrwoman But that was many turns ago, now this place is Kindre's show. It's name is Telgar, cause Anne McCaffrey, She made us close old Benden down, Had to all move across town. We're at a brand new Weyr, over a Real Life year. We've got new rooms and we've got M'hryn now, But we've lost our minds! Here at Telgar (Tel!), Cool new PC Weyr (Cool new PC Weyr) The coldest spot north of High Reaches (here) Here at Telgar (Tel!), Cool new PC Weyr Water and Red Wine, they are still mighty fine Here at Telgar....don't loose your mind. ---Written by A'lex
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