Whatever Roddy Wants

Note: This one may call for some explanation. ;) M'rek and I hatched a devious scheme one evening to have our characters get thoroughly drunk and then humiliate poor Rodric--or maybe themselves--by singing him a cheerful seranade. That's what led to the following, and is the reason for the slurs and whatnot. And yes, they really did sing it, and yes, somehow they're still alive anyway. Thanks for being such a good sport, Roddy! Credit for the original 'Whatever Lola Wants' goes to Sarah Vaughan.

Whatever Roddy Wants

Whatever Roddy wants, Roddy gets,
And little lass, Proddy Roddy wants you.
Make up your mind to have no regrets--
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're scr*cough* *slur*.

He always gets, what he aims for
And your *slurrrred* 
Is what he came for.

Whatever Roddy wants, Roddy gets
Take off your skirt, 
Don't you know you can't win?
You're no exception to the rule.
He's irrezeestable, you fool, 
Give in.
(Give in, you'll never win.) 

Whatever Roddy wants,

<Drunken laughter>

Roddy gets.
Give in, give in, you'll never win!

			    ---Written by Kassima and M'rek

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