Bitrassic Park

Note: This is M'rek's fault! It is! He did a filk of Donna Summers' 'MacArthur Park' first, so naturally I just had to do one of Weird Al Yankovic's 'Jurassic Park' to go with it! You're buying that, right?

Bitrassic Park

I recall the time they found that bald man at the Sandbar,
And green runnerbeasts came shortly into play;
Now I'm being chased by some irate figurine-hunters--
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day. 

Oh, Bitra Hold is frightening in the dark;
All the enforcers are running wild.
Someone left the tripe out in the rain.
I admit that it's exciting
When M'rek and Gerome are fighting,
But they just destroyed the kitchen yet again.
Oh, nooooo.... 

I cannot approve of this new plot twist,
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad.
They say Lord Vorlin keeps a great wine cellar--
Well, I suppose that proves he's really not all bad. 

Oh, Bitra Hold is frightening in the dark:
All the kidnappers are running wild.
Someone cut fingers off in the rain.
All the men in debt are hurting,
While the Flock members are flirting,
And I fear this dinner is to LV's gain.
Oh, nooooo.... 

Oh, Bitra Hold is frightening in the dark.
All the bronzeriders are running wild--
Someone left the boots out in the rain.
It can be a trick surviving
In a place where evil's thriving,
But I'd not go back to a dull life again!
Oh, no... oh, nooooo!

			    ---Written by Kassima

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