Pink Pampers

Kassima: "Never underestimate a greenrider's ability to find out whom they need to get revenge on. Particularly when pink knickers are involved."

Note: Thanks go to John Travolta and those responsible for the musical 'Grease' for providing the song 'Greased Lightning,' and apologies go to all of the aforementioned for taking their work and twisting it as I have. Katlynn also deserves mention, as it was her gift of the Underpants of Doom that served as inspiration. So she's the one who's to blame for this thing! Really!

Pink Pampers

I'll have me sheerest pink sisal and four bells to ring, oh yeah,
A dozen bright-dyed feathers bound with shining string, oh yeah,
When I get out on the floor they'll be waitin' at the door;
You know that without fail, I'll be showing off my tail
In Pink Pampers.

Go Pink Pampers, your chiming song makes Katlynn smile.
Go Pink Pampers, you're displaying my rump in style;
You are supreme, the chicks'll dream 'bout Pink Pampers.

I'll have me plenty soft padding and trimming of lace, oh, yeah.
A ticklish sort of shimmy and a smiling face, oh, yeah.
With some matching rose-hued socks
They could give greenriders shocks;
You know that I ain't braggin'--these things impressed my dragon!
My Pink Pampers.

Go Pink Pampers, your chiming song makes Katlynn smile.
Go Pink Pampers, you're displaying my rump in style;
You are supreme, the chicks'll scream for Pink Pam-pers.

Go Pink Pampers, your chiming song makes Katlynn smile.
Go Pink Pampers, you're displaying my rump in style;
You are supreme, the chicks'll scream for Pink Pam-pers.

			    ---Written by Kassima

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