Mystery Spawning Theater 3000

Kassima: "A'course I enjoy watching my Wingriders tell men that they're going to be fathers. Why shouldn't I? It usually means that I get t'watch someone go into shock, see all the sweet, sappy sentimentality that follows the shock, and receive a mark or two on some wager--'tis a win-win-win situation."

Note: Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its theme song, on the latter of which this quick filk is based, are the property of the brilliant Best Brains, Inc. Credit also goes to Kichevio and L'son for providing such rich inspiration!

Mystery Spawning Theater 3000

In the not-too-distant future,
About eight months or so,
Kichevio and L'son
Must needs to the Healers go.
For their evil child is now on its way,
A greenrider-spawn who'll be named with K--
But right now she's just giving him the news,
And the Weyrfolk eavesdrop shamelessly, glad they're not in their shoes! 

"Get front-row seats and munchies!
The best you can find!
We'll want to sit and watch the show,
As Kich blows poor L'son's mind!"
Now, keep in mind, Kich can't control
When her famed tea's usefulness ends;
She'll try to keep her sanity
With the help of unhelpful friends. 

LC Roll-Call:
T'kar!
Zaidra!
Kiharu!
Kaaaaaassiiiiiiii! 

If you're wondering how L'son still breathes
And other such fun facts,
Just repeat to yourself, "It's a great show;
I should really just relax
For Mystery Spawning Theater 3000!"

		    ---Written by Kassima

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