Mavving Queen

Sionelle: "Candidates, behold the best feature of the Telgar knot. Ellemavs."

Note: Credits here go to ABBA, whose 'Dancing Queen' I borrowed and mutilated, and even moreso to Sionelle; her mavs over the years have been truly priceless and are what inspired this particular piece of... well, you can fill in the blank as you like. Thanks for all the laughs, Elle!

Mavving Queen

You can snark, you can jive, having the time of your life,
See those words, watch that scene, behold the Mavving Queen! 

Friday night and the +rwho's low;
Telgar Weyr's still the place to go,
Where they can never tell what Sionelle's going to say--
They get a new mav every day. 

Could be from that Star Wars guy
Who chews gum with a glinting eye,
Or it could be Chris Lambert set on fire tonight--
You're in the mood for a dance,
So you scare elephants! 

You are the Mavving Queen, making mavs like we've never seen.
Mavving Queen, posing things you didn't quite mean.
You can snark, you can jive, having the time of your life,
See those words, watch that scene, behold the Mavving Queen! 

You're a comic, you make 'em laugh,
Those mavs will be your epigraph.
They all wait for another; any mav would do,
Whether it's those elephants
Or playing games with pants. 

You are the Mavving Queen, making mavs like we've never seen.
Mavving Queen, posing things you didn't quite mean.
You can snark, you can jive, having the time of your life,
See those words, watch that scene, behold the Mavving Queen!

			    ---Written by Kassima

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