-------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rumor That Would Not Die Date: January 15, 1998 Place: Telgar Weyr's Living Cavern Game: PernMUSH Copyright Info: The World of Pern is copyright(c) to Anne McCaffrey l967. The Dragonriders of Pern(r) is a registered copyright. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kassi's Note: There must be a law somewhere that states that the more pernicious a rumor, the longer it takes for it to die. That's certainly the case with a certain rumor that Channie was once endeavoring to spread... for even now that she has finally been set straight, the question over the paternity of Kassi's second spawn continues to pop up. Will Kassi be able to refrain from strangling Aph, and convince Jh'rin that the rumor holds not so much as a grain of truth? Stay tuned! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Log: Aphrael walks in from the bowl. Kassima nearly chokes on her sandwich as Aph walks in, and spends a few moments coughing before she regains her composure. "Aph! I've been looking for you for ages!" Aphrael ambles in, finally managing to undo her jacket, and letting it hang open, edges towards the hearthside with a wave for the living cavern. "Evening, everyone." She greets pleasantly. K'tyn walks in from the bowl. Pierron waves his arms expansively, driving the cavern's girls before him like a flock of avians, as he orders them to straighten up for the weyrleader. Aphrael pours herself some klah, peering in surprise at Kassima. "You have, Kassi? I hope it's important enough to choke over!" She teases her friend, adding sweetner into her klah. Kassima salutes Kiat with what remains of her monsterous, evil sandwich. "G'deve, Weyrleader sir," she calls before waving over to Aph. "Come over here for a second, would you? I've something t'give you, and I don't favor the notion of tossing it across the Living Cavern." Her dinner finished, Mehlani slips towards the kitchen to get rid of her dishes, and while the kitchen girls aren't looking, the lass slips in to rinse them off herself. K'tyn blinks at Kassi, looks at Aphrael, and shrugs. What the heck. It can't be worse than tunnelsnake Filet. T'saren waves salutes to both Aphrael and K'tyn, taking that brief diversion to palm the small package in front of Maylia. He leans over to murmur "I'll be right back, dear" in the greenrider's ear, then stands and heads into the lower caverns quickly. T'saren walks towards the inner cavern. Maylia eyes T'saren with concern for a moment longer, before a flock of cavern's girls rushes around, altering the Living cavern to the entry of the Weyrleader. With a sharp salute, she greets him with "Evening, Weyrleader!" before settling back against T'saren. Aphrael picks up her klah mug, looking slightly wary. She won't say aloud that she's been busily avoiding extraneous contact for the past few sevendays until her Turnday slipped by.. nope. "Sure, Kassi," She answers, and heads over to join the greenrider. Makear tilts back her head, draining the last bit of her juice, and then stands, "I'll be back later for that ride Maylia, but right now I've got to run." She throughs a brief glance toward those arriving and then walks back into the inner caverns. Or... doesn't snuggle... Makear walks towards the inner cavern. Out from the depths of Kassi's dread satchel of doom comes... The Thing. It's the horror we were all anticipating: a small pouch, bound shut with a mass of curling green ribbon, dyed in streaked shades of red, black, white, and blue. It is, frankly, hideous. But Kassi's beaming as though she were offering her friend a priceless treasure. "Happy very, very, very, *very* belated Turnday, sie!" K'tyn looks at it. Blinks. "Um, Kassi...you gave me a gift already-- remember?" He smiles, though internally he's wracking his brain--Didn't she give him something? She must have! "Twas a fine gift, too!" Kassima blinks at Kiat, and shakes her head. "Nay, sir--'tis nay for you, 'tis for m'sie there. Aph. Hers is the Turnday that I've missed most recently... well, save for K'nan's," she adds with a sigh. "Glad you liked the knife, though!" Aphrael blinks once, twice, then carefully sets down her mug. This is going to require two hands. "It's um.. very bright, Kassi. Thank you!" She takes the pouch, peering at it carefully. Debating wether or not it's safe to open.. surely, in the living cavern? Tugging at the ribbons, she pulls it open and peeks inside. --- Upon unlacing the pouch you've been given and tipping it upside down, a bright ring of silver rolls into your hand. Intricately shaped and engraved, the band appears to be in the shape of two entwined vines, with their leaves outspread to embrace the gems that Kassi has seen fit to have added to the original work: tiny sapphires, just large enough to add a shimmer of royal blue, have been nestled in each space between vine and leaf like droplets of dew reflecting back the darkness of a pre-dawn sky. Tied to the band by a thin loop of green thread is the following note: 'This isn't quite the proper date; for your Turnday, I'm several days late. But as said someone clever, better late than never, when Turnday girls you congratulate! Or something like that, anyway. Happy Turnday, Aph! With best wishes and many plots for future evil, Kassima.' --- K'tyn looks inordinately relieved. "Aye! The knife. Twas most useful," he agrees, speedily getting out of the way of Aphrael's Opening of The Gift. Kassima snorts at Kiat, not fooled for a second. "As though 'twould be such a horrid thing if'n 'twas a Turnday gift meant for you? I'm hurt, sir. Wounded to the heart. Or would be, if'n I had a heart." She steals a glance at her sister-in-evil, wanting to see Aph's reaction to her gift. Aphrael tips the pouch upside down, starting as.. a ring falls into her hand. She apparently had expected something much more frightening, and so stares at it in surprise for a few moments. "Kassi.. that's.. lovely! Shards, are they sapphires?" Pausing to read the note, she bursts out laughing and moves over to hug Kassima, "Oh, it's very fine, Kassi. Thank you very much!" K'tyn grins at Kassima, then looks at Aph curiously. What is that.... thing? He tries to edge a little closer, but steps back as the bluerider hugs Kassima. T'saren walks here from the Inner Cavern. Mehlani doesn't catch the gift exchange, off in the kitchen as she is, but the lass _does_ catch the attention of two of the older kitchen girls who promptly shoo her out. Clinging to her hat, Mehlani creeps back into the main cavern. T'saren comes back into the living cavern just in time to see the ring Aphrael was gifted with. A small smile crosses his features, but on the whole he looks remarkably sober as he walks over to stand behind Maylia. Kassima grins and hugs Aph back, looking relieved that her friend no longer fears her gift. "Sapphires they are, sie; what stone is better for a bluerider? I hope it fits; t'be frank, I had to estimate. I'm so glad that it meets with your approval!" Maylia grins at the two riders hugging, and tilts her head back to smile fondly up at T'saren as he stands behind her. Aphrael fits the ring onto her left ring finger, pulling at it. "A little lose, but it'll fit just fine on my middle finger," She says delightedly as she refits the ring. "It's really too grand, Kassi! Now I'll have to find you something equally appropriate for your own Turnday," She says impishly, grinning. "Congrats, Aph. I think she--" K'tyn looks at Kassima, winking, "Had us both fooled." He laughs, quietly, then turns about to the sideboard, filling up a plate with foodstuffs and large mug with ale before going to a nearby seat. He grins at T'saren and Maylia, nodding at them as he comes near. "How fare you two?" he asks quietly. "All well?" T'saren returns Maylia's smile, then takes a deep breath and goes to one knee behind her. "Well, since rings seem to be the gift for the night, I'll be happy to continue the trend." He swallows and looks down at the ground for a split second, then back at Maylia, holding out something to her in his hand. "Maylia, would you and Tierth consider sharing a weyr with Solarith and I?" He holds his breath, hope shining bright in his eyes. Kassima chuckles, grinning up at her friend. "I'm nay worried, Aph. By the time it rolls around again, you'll indubitably have forgotten that intention!" She winks back at the Weyrleader, remarking, "Now, that just leaves Kin and Tria... and thanks to Tria, I've a *fine* idea for Kin after all." Her rambling halts as Tas kneels before Maylia and offers her something that is, hopefully, *not* a bovine. Jayna walks here from the Inner Cavern. Mehlani peers over at T'saren and Maylia out from under the brim of her hat, and although the girl is blushing, she also smiles a little, as she spies what's going on over there. Aphrael looks up and smiles to K'tyn, chuckling rueful agreement. "Yah, that she did, sir. Oh, and don't be so sure," She says back to Kassi, eyes twinkling with amusement. "I may have a bad memory, but some things I /never/ forget!" She quietens as she hears T'saren, smiling delightedly for the two as she pauses to hear the greenrider's reaction. K'tyn blinks, then grins at Maylia and T'saren. "Is it something in the air?" he asks rhetorically, looking about with a grin on his face. "Aye, where -is- Kindre?" He nods affably in greeting to Jayna. Jayna grins and waves a heya, with a respectful nod to the Weyrleader. Rennick walks here from the Inner Cavern. Pierron straightens up and adjusts his apron as the steward arrives. Maylia turns around on the bench she is seated on as the rider she's smiling at actually -kneels-. The Weyrleader's question is completely lost to her, as all her attention is focussed on T'saren, an amazed expression upon her face. "Share- I'd love to!" In a flash, amazement turns to joy. Rennick steps into the living cavern and looks around. He spots T'saren on his knee, looks at Maylia, and rolls his eyes. "Why do they bother?" he mutters to himself, catching what's going on, then walks over to Pierron. Jayna glances around curiously to see who's talking to whom, who's doing what, and with whom. . . .she casually fils a cup of klah. Maylia's eyes unfocus briefly, and she ammends her statement softly, "We would love to, both Tierth and I." "If'n there is," Kassi comments under her breath, "remind me nay t'breathe... but, shells, 'tis marvelous news, you two! Felicitations!" K'tyn beams at the newly paired couple, smirking a little as he bends to eat his meal. T'saren's grin is big enough to split his face as he takes Maylia's hand and puts a ring on her finger. "That's wonderful, since I don't know what I'd do with this ring if you refused." He winks at her, then enfolds the young greenrider in an enormous hug, still on his knees. T'saren puts down a ring. Maylia picks up a ring. Jayna , figuring out what's going on, breaks into a huge smile. Aphrael grins widely, smiling towards the pair. "Congratulations, Tas, Maylia!" Abrutly realising that her klah is getting cold, she absently reaches down and takes it back up again. Rennick glances over his shoulder as he grabs himself a plate and shakes his head again. "Rings?" He'd throw up his hands in disgust if he didn't have a plate in them. He comments to Pierron, "Like they'll still be together by the time the next green rises." He then turns away and walks over to a quiet table by the hearths. Maylia leans forward, wrapping her arms around T'saren, hardly even looking at the ring at first. Absolutely speechless, she kisses him soundly, then remembers, ah. the ring. Upon her finger glitters a beautiful ring set with a sparkling amythest, and she kisses him softly again. "It's wonderful!" she whispers. Telgar Weyr> Maylia has to giggle at Rennick :) Kassima sighs with mock-remorse, shaking her head. "There goes another greenrider's better judgment," she teases. "And the single ranks are down by one, alas! Ah, well. G'luck, you two." She nods respectfully to the Steward, since protocol demands it, then polishes off her Perfectly Abnormal Sandwich and gestures to a seat. "Sit with me, Aph? 'Twould be a fine thing t'sit and speak with someone who isn't going t'make me gag with nausea... or at least, I hope will nay. Or have you caught the sickness, too?" Jayna takes a seat at an unoccupied table, eyeing the steward a bit nervously. She sips her klah and leans forward, again focusing her attention on Maylia and T'saren. She sighs, entranced. T'saren gets up from his knees quickly, not breaking the contact between himself and Maylia. "I'm so glad you like it, love. That's what I spent so much time haggling over at the gather." He blushes slightly. "I told you it was something to put in my weyr, at least indirectly." Mehlani takes the opportunity to slip quietly out, while nobody is looking. Mehlani walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. K'tyn looks at Aphrael, pausing midbite. Caught the sickness? Consternation flashes across his face as he awaits the bluerider's answer. Rennick mutters into his mug of wine, in his typical play-by-play fashion, "Something to put in his weyr. Aye. With all the other.... uh, conquests." Telgar Weyr> Rennick waits for the day when his mouth gets him into real trouble. :) Telgar Weyr> T'saren is too happy to whup Rennick's rump for that. ;) Aphrael edges over closer to Kassima, klah in hand. A grimace crosses her face, and she laughs ruefully, "Shards, but I hope not! I've seen you go through it twice now, and even /watching/ is horrifying enough." She winks to Kassima, adding, "So when are you due?" Telgar Weyr> K'tyn grins. Oo, good one, Ren. Maylia rises to her feet with T'saren, her arms still wrapped around the bronzerider. "You mean you were... while I was... " she stutters. "I had no idea!" Stunnen, she kisses him yet again. Kassima assures the Weyrleader hastily, seeing his expression, "I meant love, sir, nay the Flu. Though one seems nearly as prevalent as the other these days... a bit over a sevenday now, sie. Gives me just enough time t'polish the Emasculator." She winks, quite plainly jesting about that last. K'tyn looks immoderately relieved, though he shakes his head at Kassi's idea of a jest. "Remind me to go to Igen in a sevenday, Aph!" T'saren chuckles, waving Maylia back to her seat as he sits back on the bench. "Aye," he murmurs. "I'd hoped you wouldn't see what I was doing so it would be a surprise." Maylia finally notices the audience they'd acquired, and blushes as she sits down again. Aphrael bursts out laughing at Kassi. "I'd like to be there, though sie," She adds with a quick smile, she's obviously been talking to Channie, "Who are you going to use it on? Jh'rin, or M'rgan?" She bursts out laughing at the Weyrleader's words, "Oh, but sir, it'll be fun to watch. And /you'll/ be safe.. as long as you haven't fathered her child?" She peers just a bit closer, just in case. Telgar Weyr> Kassima comes back from checking something in a log, only to see Aph's pose and nearly die on the spot. Thanks, sie. :P :) Telgar Weyr> Aphrael giggles. Aph's got a vested interest. It might be her second foster-grandchild in there. ;) K'tyn raises both brows at Aphrael's suggestion that he be the father of Kassima's child. "Ah, no, Aphrael. I value my..." He pauses, suggestively. "Parts rather more than that. Kassi, no disrespect meant to you, but...you are far too handy with knives for my taste." *Clang.* That would be the sound of Kassi's jaw dropping, accompanied by a widening of eyes that makes her irises look like small green dinner- plates. "*What* did you just ask me?" she asks when she's finally managed to snap out of her shock enough to make speech possible. "You've been talking to Channie, haven't you? Oh, none taken, Kiat-sir. 'Tis hardly an uncommon opinion." Aphrael bites her lip to cover an open laugh at K'tyn's response. "Oh, that she definitely is. That's why I'm glad she's /teaching/ me to use knives, and not using them /on/ me." She beams back to Kassima, all innocence. "Who were you going to use it on? Isn't it true you're nay /positively/ sure who the father was? Channie, oh, no!" Kemith, perhaps, through Prefeth, but nope, not Channie. "I would think *you*, at least, would know me better than that," Kassi groans, rubbing her temples as though to massage away the onset of a headache. "Aph, listen t'me, and believe me as Channie would nay, won't you? That flight was over a Turn agone. I'm *more* than positive that I know who fathered m'child. Great Faranth's golden gallstones rolling on a platter, *why* does this question keep popping up?" Jayna drains her klah. She quietly smiles to everyone and wanders out toward the bowl to finish some work outside. Jayna walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Aphrael tilts her head thoughtfully, considering Kassima's words carefully. "M'rgan seems to believe it, though. And he was there too, if'n you remember." Sure, she believes Kassima, but this is just too much of a fun opportunity to pass up. As long as it doesn't bring her friend into labour early, that is. "It's only fair to invite him to the birthing too, just in case." Rennick finishes off the small plate of rivergrains and rises to his feet. He vanishes into the lower caverns. Rennick walks towards the inner cavern. Kassima just stares at Aph for a moment, 'Why me?' etched as clearly on her features as if it had been written there in ink. "Where, too?" she demands. "And believe me, he knows he's nay the spawnlet's sire, just as I do. Just as *Nie* does, now. D'you trust me so little that you'd nay take m'word as truth?" K'tyn looks over at Rennick, frowning as the man leaves just as he wished to speak to him. "Pardon me, everyone, Got to clear some tallies with that rather exasperating man." K'tyn walks towards the inner cavern. Aphrael offers calmly, "At the flight, when Ularrith won." She snorts a little, waving her hand. "Still and all, one can never tell. Sure, sie, I take your word, but you /are/ pregnant, and pregnant women have known to be emotional at times. You could just be denying the truth, and I wouldn't be a friend if I ignored that." See? Simple. "Will no one tell this woman," Kassi demands plaintively, "that the flight was *over a Turn ago*? Fifteen months, for Faranth's sake! Do I look like a medical anomaly t'you?" T'saren absently listens to the conversations around him, snuggled against Maylia. He suddenly sighs and leans over to murmur in his new weyrmate's ear. He mutters to Maylia, "I've... getting... love. Would... to come... me?" Aphrael waves her hand negligently, as ever, paying little heed to that little 'time' thing. She can barely remember how long ago she Impressed, let alone when a little flight was. "So.. maybe you're overdue? That can happen, you know. Especially if you're trying to deny the truth." Maylia blinks, lifting her head, and realizing that while she sat there, cuddled with T'saren, life and conversations did indeed go on. At her weyrmate's question, she smiles, and nods. Kassima just buries her head in her hands and wails, "I know I look like a bloody barn, but *six months overdue*? Sieeeeeeee!" Poor, poor greenrider. If she hadn't already been driven out of her mind long ago, this would probably do it. Ro walks here from the Inner Cavern. Ro smiles warmly at Kassi, Maylia, and T'saren, and politely to Aphrael. T'saren kisses Maylia softly and stands, holding out his hands to her while addressing the others. "Clear skies, everyone. We've got to go find a weyr big enough for two." He winks mischieviously. A measure of how far gone Maylia is might be that she simply -looks- at Aph, not piping in with her former-healer-apprentice quips. She just rises to her feet, clasping her new weyrmate's hands. Kassima would probably wave to Ro, if she could see her. As it is, she's sitting in her chair with her head in her hands, looking as though she might finally have snapped. "Clear skies and such, Tas, Maylia," she manages to say, her voice muffled. T'saren walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Maylia walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Aphrael pats Kassima on the back, her work well done. It could be considered return for Aph fearing Kassima's present all these sevendays. "Oh, don't worry. I'm certain the child will be just fine, sie." She quirks a grin, and waves after the two leaving riders. Upon seeing Maylia and T'saren head out, Ro plops herself down next to Kassi. She eyes Aphrael curiously. Kassima raises her head just to give Aph a *look* with baleful green eyes. "Aye, a'course the evil-spawn will be fine. 'Tis what you're trying t'do to its hapless mother that I'm worried about. Oh, heya, Ro." Ro blinks, looking back and fourth from Kassi to Aphrael, finally fixing a level gaze on Aph "What are you tryin' to do to Kassi." she says defensively. Aphrael smiles over to Ro, taking a gulp of her klah, now slightly cold. "Oh, the hapless mother will survive, no doubt." Intact? Well, Kassi already lacked sanity in any case. Ro looks at Aph, her eyes growing cold "Much the same could be said about -your- manners, it would seem." "Survive, aye," Kassi replies gloomily, "until Mart decides throttling me after all would be the best way t'finally halt these rumors... well, all right, so mayhaps nay--but still!" Blinking, she shakes her head at Ro. "Ach, Ro, she's just teasing me. Wickedly, aye, but I doubt she means any more harm by it than I do when, say, 'twas saying I wouldn't object t'getting m'knives stained with Tas's blood awhile back." Aphrael winks to Ro, saying casually, "I'm being a sie to her - which is my duty one might say." Ro look to the greenrider "No one'll hurt you while I'm around, Kassi. I'll make sure of it." Then to Aph "A sie?", but her attention wanders as she pulls out a bundle for Kassi and says softly "This is for your girl." Kassima smiles at Ro, clearly touched by the sentiment. "Well, believe you me when I say that the thought's appreciated--and if'n there's a time when I can't look after m'self, the defense will be, too. A sie," she explains, flashing Aph a rueful grin, "is a sister-in-evil. 'Tis our sworn duty t'be evil to each other, y'see." Blinking with surprise at the bundle--this is a day for presents, it seems--she accepts and asks, "For Kaylira? May I open it, or should she?" Aphrael blinks a little in surprise at Ro's look and abruptly falls silent, though grins in return to Kassima. Ro nods "Sure. It still needs some work, b'cause I don't actually know how to -sew-. I was thinking you might have someone sew it onto a quilt." Curiousity clearly whetted by that statement, Kassi lays the bundle on the table in front of her and begins to open it. "A quilt would be a good idea," she agrees. "I'll have t'see about getting one, now that I've hopefully all the clothes 'twill be needing from Stores." --- As the bundle unfurls it reveals itself to be a large piece of light blue cloth, perhaps 5'x 8', and as the folds come to like a brown dragon can be seen to be embroidered on it, perhaps 3'x 5'....quite large for an embroidered piece, anyhow. As you look at the swirls and whorls stitched on the brown, you realize it bears a remarkable resemblance to Rhonneth. --- Ro bites her lips as she waits for reaction...any reaction. Kassima blinks, this time with amazement as the artistry of the piece is revealed. "Why, 'tis Rhonneth in miniature!" she exclaims. "Kaylira will adore this! Ro, you're marvelous. Positively marvelous. Thankee ever so much!" Ro blinks for a moment, then blushes "Rhonneth helped, too. He posed for me." Aphrael clamps her hands about her mug, gulping down the rest of the klah and heading over to the hearthside to refill it. She grabs a plate and piles it with some wherry meat before heading back to her seat. Kassima laughs, still admiring the work. "He must be proud t'be so well portrayed. Thankee, Ro. I'll see to it that Kay knows who 'tis from, and I'll wager a pretty mark piece that she'll want t'thank you, too. Have you ever seen a better-stitched dragon, sie?" She turns the embroidery so that Aph can see, beaming like a madwoman. Aphrael stabs a bit of wherry with her fork, pausing with it halfway to her mouth as she leans to take a look, eyes widening. "Oh, that's very well done!" Not that she knows about such things. "It's very nice, Ro!" Ro blushes "You don' need to tell her it was me. I was goin' to 'broider a tunic for her, but I didn' know what size, so I did this instead. Figured she'd be able to keep it longer, anyhow." "Nonsense. I want her t'have proper manners, after all, and this is the sort of thing one should be thanked for," Kassi says firmly, but not without a smile. "She will indeed, and I honestly think she'll be thrilled. She's been *mad* for brown dragons nearly all her life--nay doubt due t'that stuffed one Mart got her, which she drags around all the time. If'n 'twere alive, I'd feel horribly sorry for the poor thing." Ro smiles "Mayhap she'll impress a brown firelizard some day." Ro changes the subject, as if to remove herself from the limelight, somewhat. Aphrael mutters under her breath, "Or a whole fair of greens.." Kassima nods. "Or a brown dragon, Faranth help us all. 'Twill be awhile ere 'tis seen what she'll decide t'be... Aph, don't even *think* about it." Aphrael abruptly looks innocent. "I wouldn't do that. We had a deal, remember?" Ro giggles, though apparently she hasn't worked up to coming up to thoughts of impressing dragons herself. Nope, just firelizards for now. A flash of confusion crosses Kassi's face for a moment; obviously, she *doesn't* remember. But she suppresses that swiftly and just stares at Aph with narrowed eyes. "Aye, but whether you'd honor it...." Aphrael quietly chews on another mouthful of the wherry, eyes wide. "I'd always honor a deal with you, Kassi." If she notices that her sie seems not to remember, she pays no heed, concentrating instead on her food. Ro looks at the two riders again, and barely suppresses an eye roll.... "Right," Kassi says, nodding firmly. Okay, so she still doesn't remember. But she's not about to admit the fact. "So long as you don't even *think* about trying t'get Kay to Impress a bunch of greens, I'll be happy. Which reminds me, how fares your fair? And your little bronze, Ro?" Aphrael can't but help as a little smile escapes her. "The very idea is far from my mind." She answers casually, spearing another bit of food. She does so love that wherry. Kassima doesn't look as though she trusts her sie, but she gives a wary nod. "All right, then. Say... I don't suppose you could spare a bit of that wherry? I didn't have any earlier, with m'sandwich." Ro smiles "Thunder is sleepin' on my cot. He's doin' good." Kassima grins at Ro. "That's a fine thing, then. It's been a time since I last Impressed, but I definitely remember one thing: young fire-lizards are royal pains. Adorable pains, but still, pains. I imagine he's gotten past the stage of eating everything in sight, though, aye?" Aphrael pauses, another mouthful halfway to her mouth. She eyes her sie ruefully, then pushes the plate across. "Help yourself, Kassi. I guess you are eating for two." Kassima flashes Aph a grateful smile before digging into the wherry with enthusiasm, for once not bothering to mix it with some ungodly thing. "Thankee, Aph," she remembers to say between mouthfuls. Ro says "He has, though he still packs away quite a bit." "*That* much, they always do," Kassi remarks dryly after pausing a moment to actually swallow. She seems oblivious to the fact that she is doing the same herself. Aphrael eyes the rest of the food wistfully, but sets the fork away and returns to her klah. She grins sardonically at Kassi's comment, spluttering a little in her klah. Quietly, of course. In the space of a heartbeat, the plate has been scraped clean, down to even the smallest crumbs. Kassi certainly looks a lot happier, though her fire-lizards are markedly disappointed by the lack of leftovers. "M'compliments to Ofira! Have you ever tasted such a marvelous roast, Aph?" Aphrael blinks a little, peering dubiously at the plate. "I could have sworn that was full a moment ago--" The expression is gone in a flash as she stares at Kassima, then clears her throat. "Ah, no. It was very good indeed." At least she knows who to go to now with her leftovers. That's Kassima for you, the human garbage disposal. "Well, 'twas," she admits, "but as I said, I didn't have any wherry a'fore... have you tried the pickled packtail? 'Tis magnificent!" Aphrael claps a hand over her mouth to cover the expression of distaste. "*muffle*" She pauses to remove her hand - good move, that - and tries again. "Pickled /packtail/? Er, no, I'm afraid I haven't. I think I may stick with wherry, however." "'Tis divinely good," Kassima explains, oblivious to Aph's disgust. "Especially with mushrooms, hot sauce, blueberry syrup, roast kiwi, and cloves! That's what I had for m'sandwich, earlier." Aphrael grimces, then peers in horror at Kassima. "You ate /that/!" The poor, poor child inside Kassi. To be subjected to all that. "I'm glad I missed it," She mutters under her breath. Kassima tries to look wounded, with a modicum of success. "'Twas delicious, sie! Besides, 'twas naught compared t'some of the things I've eaten. Remember the garlic, vinegar, and rivergrain pudding I had the night ere I bore Kay? I'm still convinced that mix was responsible." Aphrael wrinkles her nose, then her eyes widen abruptly. "I hope that doesn't mean you're going to spawn soon then. Neither Jh'rin nor M'rgan are her--" She breaks off on that thought, deciding not to earn another glare from Ro. Kassima reaches out one hand, looking momentarily as though she really is going to take hold of Aph's throat and strangle her here and now. However, somehow--Faranth only knows how--she manages to restrain herself. "Now *don't* start that again. I think you've little t'fear, sie. 'Tis still over a sevenday to m'due-date, after all." Aphrael continues somewhat blithely, "Well, you know, stressful situations can bring on an early labour." She considers that. Does she really want to witness another birth. Hrm. "Can I get you anything else, sie? Food? Drink? A pillow?" Kassima gives Aph the sort of look that would kill, if looks could. Or at least, make her spontaneously combust. Take your pick. "Just ate, thankee, and I don't think I'll be needing a pillow... though, I'll admit, some kiwi juice might be marvelous. I've nay been having nightmares about kiwi *juice*, just the whole fruit." Jh'rin walks in from the bowl. Jh'rin pokes his head in, looks around. Aphrael opens her mouth, and pauses. She hadn't expected Kassi to say that she actually /wanted/ something. "Kiwi juice?" She repeats dubiously. Hearing Jh'rin's entrance, she beams. "Oh, look! Here's one of--er, the father. G'evening to you, Jh'rin, and Telgar's duties to Ista." "Which is actually a good thing, since I don't even want t'think about what mutant killer cannibal kiwi *juice* would be like," Kassima adds thoughtfully. She looks about to say more on the subject (Faranth help us all), when she is fortunately forestalled. "Jh'rin!" she calls, grinning broadly. "Duties to Ista and her queens, and g'deve!" Jh'rin moves himself the rest of the way into the living cavern, basket of fruit under one arm, flowers in the other hand. "Hey, Ista's duty and all that." Telgar Weyr> Kassima says, "Aph, may I throttle you now, or should I wait until later? Heya, A'lex! :)" Telgar Weyr> Aphrael tries to stop herself, really she does. :) *snugs 'Lex* Telgar Weyr> A'lex smiles, "Hi kiddies!" Aphrael mutters under her breath, something about never, ever getting pregnant. "Any kiwi juice in that there basket, Jh'rin?" She asks the greenrider hopefully. "Kassi's wanting some, y'see." And it'd save her a trip, too. Kassima discreetly indulges in aiming a kick towards Aph's leg under the table, without giving the bluerider so much as a glance. She'll kill her later, when there are no witnesses. "And all that," she agrees, still smiling. "Shells! The Southern Continent must be nigh bare of flowers by now," she observes when her eyes hit the bouquet. Which is not to say she sounds displeased, of course. "Have a seat?" "I got kiwis in it..." Jhor says thoughtfully, looking at the basket before he sets it down and offers the flowers to Kassima. "You're looking...ah...er...radiant sounds so trite. I should say yer lookin'... glowing." Aphrael winces, jumping slightly as the neatly placed kick hits her. She bites her lip to keep from yelping aloud, though does, thankfully, fall silent. Jayna walks in from the bowl. Jayna enters cheerfully, a hungry blue firelizard, eyes whirling, on her shoulder. She waves heya and wanders toward Pierron, to beg a scrap. Pierron puffs with pride as Jayna gives him the chance to demonstrate his skill. Ro walks towards the inner cavern. Pierron humphs and hunts around for a scrap for Jayna to give a firelizard, finally coming up with a wriggling spiderclaw. "I look," Kassi says, laughing under her breath as she nudges the empty plate, bundle of cloth, and satchel full of knives aside and reaches to accept the flowers, "like a beached shipfish that has been bloating for a sevenday, and is about ready to explode--but I appreciate the chivalry. Oooh! Y'brought kiwi, too?" Nightmares be danged; she *likes* kiwi. "As circumstances would have it, I'm fresh out." Jayna smiles her thanks to Pierron and sits down to feed Shadow, glancing around curiously to see who's in the living cavern. Jh'rin's grin is crooked as he answers, "Well, I heard something 'bout that," while giving Kassima's cheek a buss. "How're y'doing? And hey, Aphrael. You're looking prettier than a spring morning after a full winter of frost." Kassima chuckles, tucking one flower behind her ear. "Truth be told, I'm well enough--just finished dinner, which is fortunate for you since you won't have to see me eat. I've driven eighteen drudges from the room this sevenday with m'breakfasts alone. You fare equally well, I hope?" Aphrael reaches down surrupticiously and rubs at her leg, beaming brightly at Jh'rin. "Nice t'see you again, Jh'rin. How's that lovely green of yours doing today?" Jh'rin answers while sitting down at Kassima's side, "She's just perfect, thanks. Happy to have her mate back. Or whom she thinks as her mate. Who's the pretty girl there with the firelizard, by the by?" Aphrael abruptly straightens, peering out to the bowl. "Oh, good," She says, somewhat distractedly. "I've got to see what Prefeth's talking about; I'll be right back." Aphrael walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Jayna smiles at the rider and half-rises, respectfully. "I'm Jayna, sir... at least, I hope you're talking to me!" She grins. Kassima pulls a kiwi free from the basket and nibbles on it, apparently unable to help herself. "Cirameth?" she hazards, before glancing Jayna's way and smiling. "That's Jayna--right, as she said. I don't believe I know the name of the fire-lizard, though." Jh'rin rises in return and offers a small bow. "I certainly was, lass. Name's Jh'rin, Jhor to my friends, and don't believe half o'what y'might hear 'bout me from this lady. Yeah, Cirameth. Ellie and I...ah...well." Jayna tries to turn the blue firelizard around, but he refuses to take his attention away from the spiderclaws he's inhaling. "This greedy slob..." she offers, in disgust, "is Shadow." Jayna scritches the firelizard's eyeridges affectionately. She's resigned to the fact that he'll just never have the best table manners. Kassima blinks, immediately assuming an angelic look of wide-eyed innocence. "Really, Jh'rin! What in Faranth's name d'you think I'd be saying about you that's so unbelievable as that? There's naught I ever say that's nay one-hundred percent truth." Her various wingmates at the table give her an incredulous look. "Well, all right... mayhaps that's stretching it a bit. Fifty-percent truth?" she tries. Again with the look. "All right, all right. Twenty percent. But still!" She smiles slightly at the final statement, as it were, and nods. "I think I know what y'mean, aye." Jh'rin glances about him, smile uncomfortably, and rubs the back of his neck as he eyes the wingmates of this greenrider with some considerable concern. "Well, ah. Well. Erm. Jayna. Nice t'meet ya." Jayna says "You too, sir," she offers, smiling at the Wingsecond and smiling at Kassi's shrinking percentages." Most of said wingmates have turned back to their dragonpoker game, though V'dan--who sports a notable milk moustache--looks about ready to open his mouth to say something. He stops abruptly when Kassi kicks him before he can say a word. "Pay them nay heed, Jh'rin; they all have it in for me, y'see. Some of 'em have this idea that I'm a raving lunatic. Can't imagine why. Want a kiwi?" Jh'rin grins loosely. "Ah...no. I try really hard not t'eat anything healthy unless it's covered in gravy. Thanks, love. When are you...ah... y'know. Due?" A'lex walks in from the bowl. Pierron makes a thundering chopping noise as he annihilates a fingerroot. A'lex strolls in, whisteling happily... Jayna ducks as a stray bit of fingerroot comes flying through the air from where Pierron is chopping so enthusiastically. Jayna shifts the munching blue firelizard and waves heya to A'lex. "Gravy!" Kassi exclaims, brightening perceptibly. "What a marvelous notion! I truly will have t'try that. Mayhaps the kiwi muffins in gravy, with... whipped cream? Or would that be too much? Mayhaps with a bit of tomato paste... ach, but I digress; pay me nay heed." The green faces of some of the others close enough to hear prove that it may be too late for that, alas. "By the Healers' words, ten days from now, or thereabouts... though Lyss doesn't think that's right. Refuses t'tell me which way she thinks 'tis *wrong*, though. Hey, Most Honorable and Exalted Lord- Wingsecond A'lex of Skyfire *sir*, All Hail His August Grace!" She salutes, as crisply as fresh lettuce. A'lex grins, "You got that wrong Kassi, I believe it's "Most Esteemed and Exalted Pinnacle of Leadership, All Hail His August Grace, Lord-Wingsecond A'lex of Skyfire Wing *sir*."" Jh'rin gets to his feet -- again, and offers the Wingsecond a hand. "Ista's duty to y'sir. Good to see you and that find bronze again, or so Sia tells me." At the sound of Kassi's gravied, kiwi-ed delicacies, Jayna turns a bit green and swallows loudly. A'lex smiles at Jh'rin, "Telgar's to you as well! Welcome!" "Oh, right." Kassi looks rather disconcerted at having forgotten the full title. "Well, surely everyone's allowed a bit of leeway *once* in awhile. V'dan, could you...?" The greenrider, only too eager to escape the nauseating woman, dashes off to prepare what she just mentioned wanting with a complexion of literal olive. "How fares with you and Nraith, Your Impeccable Grandioseness?" Jh'rin glances with some moderate concern at Kassima, takes his seat once again, and grows quiet, contenting himself with observing Jayna and her firelizard. A'lex mock frowns, "If yer gonna do it do it right... We're doing well, how's Lysseth?" A'lex grins. Jayna stuffs another spiderclaw into Shadow, who's starting to lose momentum. Once the plate of... well, it's better not to think *what* it's a plate of... is set in front of Kassi, she takes up a fork and skewers a gooey bite for herself. "I'd ask if'n you want some, Jhor, save that I've learned that nay anyone ever does. Have y'been to that Gather I hear they're holding, down Igen's way? Oh, Lysseth's fine, 'Lex. As grumpy and grouchy as ever. The nightmares, y'know." A'lex says "Nightmares?" Shadow gives a tiny burp and looks comically surprised. He glances around, almost as if to see if anyone noticed his bad manners. Kassima nods, chewing blissfully on the Unmentionable Food-Substance for a moment before explaining herself. "About the living cannibal killer attack kiwi, y'see. I keep having these dreams where they fly around, biting the throats of anyone who ever eats kiwi fruit. Horrid, just horrid." A'lex just nods, "Oh." Humor her. That's all humor her and she'll just stay there eating WHATEVER that is on that plate. Jh'rin peers rather closely at Kassima, glances at A'lex and Jayna in a quizzical manner, and queries of Kassima, "Yer certain all's well?" A'lex snerks, "As well as can be for Kassi..." Jayna sighs as the flit relaxes back onto his haunches. His eyes are swirling with sated contentment. Hmm. That's a thought. She looks up at Kassi to see if /her/ eyes are swirling, too, carefully avoiding a glance at the plate in front of the rider. Kassima polishes off another few bites of What's In the Bowl, pausing here and there to wipe her mouth; gravy-covered kiwi are messy. "Weeeell... as well as can be expected, I suppose. Nay counting backache, swollen ankles, headache, exhaustion, occasional false labor, and general beached- shipfishness. All of that's normal, though." With a reassuring smile, she covers the other greenrider's hand briefly with hers. "Don't worry too much. Is all well with you? I'truth, you don't quite seem your usual self... oh!" Like a vtol, Kassi's attention flits from topic to topic. "Speaking of Jayna, did I mention the wonderful stuffed dragon she made for the spawnlet?" Malyn walks in from the kitchen. Jh'rin shakes his head mutely and does his darnedest to ignore the bowl and its remnants. Lyrenna walks here from the Inner Cavern. Lyrenna wanders in wearily. She runs a hand through her hair. Jayna smiles. "I hope she. . . or he. . . .enjoys it as much as I liked making it. Made me think of home." A'lex grins at Malyn and Lyrenna as they enter, "Heyla." Malyn bows and mumbles a "Hello." Jayna smiles at the other girls. "Even' to you both." She pushes the sleepy blue firelizard aside to make room, if they'd like a seat. A'lex grins, "Telgar's duties to you." Malyn takes the offered seat beside thelady Lyrenna grins and nods. "Evening." She wanders over to the klah pitcher and pours herself a mug. Kassima frowns in concern, mercifully nudging the bowl and its contents away. "You're so quiet, Jh'rin," she observes with some wonder, tilting her head. "Is there aught I can do t'aid you? I hope you'll forgive m'saying so, but you look... troubled." Jayna leans forward. "I don't think we've met. I'm Jayna, and this fat wherry" she gestures affectionately to the sleeping firelizard, "is Shadow." A'lex looks over to Jh'rin with a raised eyebrow. Malyn looks at Jayna, "Hello, I am Malyn." She looks at the firelizard, "Hello Shadow." Jh'rin, shrugging, takes Kassima's hand and pats it gently. "No, I'm fine, honest. I'm...ah...look. I was at High Reaches a sevenday ago, and someone said something about you and M'rgan." Jayna says "Nice to meet you, Malyn." She smiles. "What brings you to the weyr?" Aphrael walks in from the bowl. N'kshar walks in from the bowl. A'lex nods to Aph an Nikh as they enter. "Oh, *shells*," Kassima groans, her expression decidedly pained. "That fardling rumor *again*? Will it *never* die? Never mind; 'tis a rhetorical question." She sighs, running the fingers of her other hand through her overgrown forelock after shaking her head dislodges some of it into her eyes. "That's utter nonsense, spawned by someone who refused t'believe me when I said that flight was over a Turn agone. I swear it t'you, Jh'rin." Aphrael enters the living cavern, shaking her head amusedly. "Blues!" She says, rolling her eyes a little. She offers a wave to A'lex and everyone else, edging back towards her klah mug. Jayna smiles to the riders as they enter. Jh'rin studies the gentle lines of Kassima's hand, tracing his finger over the palm and across the thumb. "Someone there was pretty sure this was his baby," he points out quietly. Lyrenna sips lightly at her klah. Her eyes drift about the room before taking a seat at one of the tables. N'kshar makes a vtol-line straight for the klah, filling himself a mug. "G'deve, everyone." He says generally to the cavern, pulling off his riding jacket, and heading towards his usual seat at the Thunderbolt table. Aphrael hears Kassima and Jh'rin's conversation, and at the last minute veers away, deciding she doesn't want to be within kicking distance. Instead, she angles back towards the hearthside. Jayna smiles at the other girl, with the long blond hair. "I'm sorry, I don't think I've met you either. I'm Jayna." A'lex rolls his eyes at mention of the whole Mart Kassi thingy. Kassima, quite unusually for her, pays no heed to the various folk entering the room; her attention is entirely on Jh'rin. "Nay, nay... listen, love; that was just a rumor that Channie started, because... well, knowing me, she assumed any child I bore would *have* t'be the result of a flight." She shrugs. "She apparently spread it around the 'Reaches, too. But 'tis naught but an untruth. This child is *yours*, Jhor; it couldn't be anyone else's. The Healers would've made me a case study if'n 'twere otherwise." Telgar Weyr> Kassima says, "Remind me, again, to kill Nie. It's like something out of an MST3K-style movie: The Rumor That Would Not Die. :P ;)" Jh'rin's quirky grin reappears, hope springing into his eyes. "Really? Honest, now." Meli walks in from the bowl. Meli steps in, fanning a hand before her face as she peruses the cavern. "Evenin'," she murmurs abstractly. "Hot t'night." Aphrael busies herself filling another plate of wherry - after all, she only ate part of her first - and sneaks a new mug of klah. Angling for the Skyfire table, she waves her hand, mug and all, in Meli's direction. "Heya, Meli!" A'lex nods, "Aye, that it is Meli. How fares?" Kassima grins back, placing her free hand over her heart. "I swear on the shell of Lysseth's egg, by the First Queen and her descendants, on the twin moons and on the honor of greenriders everywhere that you are the father of m'child. Will that satisfy you, or should I work a few more oaths in there somehow?" A smile grows slowly across Meli's face, as the sweat dries and she catches the welcoming words of her friends. "Goes well, wha's good f'dinner?" she adds, stepping further in. "I think that'll suffice." Laughing, Jh'rin gives the inside of Kassima's wrist a kiss. "I was a bit worried. Thanks." A'lex tries really hard to stifle an "Awwwwwwww." Aphrael answers Meli hastily, "Wherry's good. Don't ask Kassima though; she's eating something like picked packtail with kiwi juice, or similar." Meli swishes her skirt out of the way as she takes a seat at Skyfire near Aph. A quick glance at Jh'rin's gallantry, and an auburn eyebrow rises inquiringly. A'lex says "Oh yuck, Aph, I just ate..." Jayna stretches and stands up. "Well, I'm taking us off for a bit. Good even' to you all. Nice to have met you, Wingsecond," she adds, respectfully, to Jh'rin. Jayna walks towards the inner cavern. Aphrael settles her plate down on the table, grinning at A'lex. "Scary isn't it? S'why I'm glad I've never been pregnant. Did you eat that sort of thing when you were pregnant with Tamlin, Meli?" Meli's nose wrinkles, but since she's well familiar with Kassi's... weyrdness... she just eyes the wherry. "Hmm. Tha' sounds fine. Oh, well, I did have a few cravin's, but nothin' too bizarre. Chicken, once, s'I recall." Caitria walks here from the Inner Cavern. Kassima laughs and leans over to kiss Jh'rin's nose. "Well, don't be. As I had t'tell that messenger of yours--did anyone ever give him the flaying he deserved, by the by?--I'm nay the sort who'd nay know who fathered her children. There's absolutely nay doubt in m'mind, so you've naught t'worry about. I promise you." With a wink, she lifts her hand to wave to her various friends. "G'deve, Meli, Tria, all!" A'lex blinks and shakes his head as he finds himself absently staring at Jh'rin... "I'm sorry Aph, what did you say?" Channie walks in from the bowl. Caitria lifts a hand in greeting as she comes into the living cavern. "Klah," she announces, moving to get some of that beverage. Channie skips into the cavern, curls bouncing as she moves, "'Reaches duty to Telgar and her queens." A'lex looks up at Channie's entrance, "Nie! Nraith didn't tell me you were here!" Jh'rin glances toward the bowl, a brow cocked. "Faranth, my green's all over yer bronze, A'lex. Sorry 'bout that. He then stands up and says to the arriving herder, "Master Caitria. Good t'see you again. And Ista's duty t'the Reaches." Meli leans forward to skewer some wherry onto her plate, calling over a greeting to Kassi without even glancing in that direction til her work is done. "Y'know," she states, "I can't help thinkin' this new hatchlin' should be related t'Tamlin somehow. I mean, I know s'not, but still seems like it ought t'be, neh?" She settles herself with her food and grins at Aph and A'lex. Aphrael relaxes a little, nudging her plate over a little towards Meli. "Here, have some," She offers, spearing a bit with her fork and chewing. "Oh, chicken's okay, I suppose.. as long as it's not one of the Craftmaster's." She flashes a grin to Meli, before tiling her head at A'lex. "So.. A'lex. How's things in the wing going for you?" She waves over at Channie's entrance. Caitria gives Jh'rin a look of mock horror. "Oh, dear. An Istan." She chuckles, lifting her mug in greeting, and heads for a seat. Jh'rin coughs. "You haven't heard about our visit last night t'Beastcraft, have y'Master Caitria?" "And speak of the wherry..." Kassi mutters under her breath, but she doesn't sound upset--just resigned. "Heya, Channie--duties to the 'Reaches and her queens. Good t'see you visiting again. Mayhaps they could be honorary sibs, Meli? After all, if'n Kay and Tamlin are honorary twins...." She grins ruefully, then glances out towards the Bowl. "Never knew Nraith had such a way with the lasses of dragondom a'fore." Caitria's eyebrows arch, and she suddenly looks a little less pleased. "Nooooo, can't say that I have. Did the Craftmaster hurt anyone?" A'lex snorts at Aph, "There's more paperwork than when I was Wingleader of Dawnchaser!" Channie giggles at A'lex, "That's because he's all curled up with some pretty green in the bowl." she winks at the bronzerider then waves to Aphrae, Kassi, and anyone else she might know who's around the room. Meli grins back at Aph, but keeps pondering a bit. "Hmm. Kay is Tam's half sister... this one'll be Kay's half-somethin'... does that transfer?" she murmurs to herself, before attacking the craftily spiced meat. Jh'rin's mention of a trip to Beastcraft draws another cocked brow, but it doesn't go off. Jh'rin answers Caitria carefully, rubbing the back of his neck again, "No, can't say as we saw Master Leara, ma'am." A'lex shakes his head, "I didn't know he did either Kassi. My apologies Jh'rin." Caitria sighs, wrinkling her nose. "The dragons didn't get the stock upset, did they?" Aphrael looks mightily confused at all these mentions of relatives. "Urg. I'm just glad my family's simple. Well, relatively," she adds with a rueful grin. Snorting amusedly at A'lex, she adds, "Yah, and less sleep almost. Don't let any of those wingriders tell you what to do, either. Especially H'kler!" Lyrenna walks towards the inner cavern. "Half-sister also," Kassi tells Meli, nudging a chair out with her foot. "Have a seat? V'dan seems to have run off... can't imagine why. Perhaps quarter-sibs, if such a thing exists?" Under her breath, she mutters, "Leara, Leara... she's the other one fabled for carrying an Emasculator around, isn't she?" "The dragons didn't upset anyone," says Jhor to Caitria, then he grins at A'lex as if happy for the change of topic. "Siaroth's happy. Don't worry about i....E-mas-culator?????" A'lex shakes his head, "I had S'jeet and Nikh to deal with, H'kler will be cake..." He grins over at the dozing Greenrider. Meli snorts, managing not to spew meat onto the table, then wipes her mouth and chuckles at Jhor's expression. Caitria flashes a grin to Kassi. "Wouldn't surprise me at all." To Jh'rin, she nods, patting the Kassi-gifted sheath in which her own emasculator rests. "Never leave home without it. So what -did- happen at the Beastcraft, that you'd mention it." A'lex rolls his eyes at yet ANOTHER mention of the E-bad-thingy. Kassima grins with positive wickedness. She *never* gets tired of the male reaction to that word. "Tria, would you be willing t'show him? I fear mine's still on the wall up in the weyr, though I *could* ask the Swarm t'fetch it for me." A'lex waves Channie over to the Skyfire table. Telgar Weyr> Meli feels so proud to have actually USED an emasculator IRL. Do I win anything? :) Telgar Weyr> A'lex AAAAAAAAKKKKKs! Telgar Weyr> Maylia ahs... no... other than my fear... Telgar Weyr> Caitria looks very jealous, Meli. On what? Telgar Weyr> A'lex says, "Tell me it was on an animal..." Telgar Weyr> Lyrenna blinks, "What? Jh'rin crosses his legs rather tightly and leans forward, trying to look casual despite the Siaroth-like tint to his complexion. Telgar Weyr> R'val ohmygawds, Meli. *runs* Telgar Weyr> Kassima says, "You can join the merry band of Emasculatrices, Meli, if you like. ;)" Aphrael flashes a wicked grin to A'lex. "Just wait 'till his green rises." She grins over to Channie, then pauses to listen to Kassi and Jh'rin's conversation with amusement. Telgar Weyr> Aphrael lol at Meli! Telgar Weyr> Meli says, "Six month old calves --> steers. :)" Telgar Weyr> A'lex breathes a sigh of relief. Channie grins back at Aph as she walks closer to A'lex where he's sitting. "Wouldn't 'that' be interesting?" Caitria watches Jh'rin, her expression mingling amusement and concern as she waits to find out what happened. Telgar Weyr> Meli <-- veterinarian, among other things. Now back to our regularly scheduled apocalypse. A'lex pales a bit and whispers to Aph, "Not any time soon I hope..." Jh'rin tells Caitria, voice cracking at the onset, "I...ahem, sorry, ma'am. It was just one of our riders being a little more vocal than he should have been. I'm told he apologized through a note, and...well, I think that was the right thing to do." Kassima confides to Jh'rin, hiding her amusement rather well, "I've decided t'get Kin one for her Turnday, y'know. We're hoping t'make 'em a fad among femaleriders here." Be afraid. Be very afraid. Telgar Weyr> R'val has to wonder if that's an appropriate thing to tell the knot. Yuck ;) Caitria ahhhhhs, her expression clearing. "That's not a problem. Considering some of the Masters at Herder Hall, that's not especially surprising." She beams at Kassi's comment. Jh'rin whimpers. Telgar Weyr> A'lex nods, quite so... added to the... Drama? of the moment. Meli catches the fear from the greenrider father-to-be, and in her best matter-of-fact voice, calls over "Y'keepin' it sharp, or revertin' to th'crush method now?" A'lex pales again.... Xellia walks in from the bowl. A'lex says "Can we PLEASE change the topic?" Jh'rin nods rapidly in concurrence with A'lex. Kassima adds brightly, "'Twill even have gold leather on the handle, with her name soldered in it! D'you think they might become popular at Ista, if'n 'twere introduced there?" To Meli, she calls back, "Sharp, a'course. Aught else just isn't m'style... oh, certes, 'Lex. I suppose we could. If'n you insist." Aphrael chokes over laughter, doing her best to keep it under check, but apparently she's highly enjoying this conversation. Xellia bows politely to those present. "Good evening, all." Caitria gives the males a rather amused look. "I've only used them on bovines, gentlemen." She can't speak for the others, though. Hiding her expression behind her klah mug, she watches, gray-green eyes glinting with amusement. Jh'rin would continue telling Caitria about the night at Beastcraft, but right now he just can't manage to talk. A'lex shakes his head affirmatively, "I'm not only insisting, I'm begging..." Meli chuckles once more, then lets it drop, from her end at least. "S'any redfruit around?" she remarks, rising in search of such. T'saren walks in from the bowl. Maylia walks in from the bowl. Kassima admits with some reluctance, "And I've never used mine at all. Really, lads, 'tis naught but a showpiece... y'know that. Hmmm, Meli? Oh, I've nary a clue. I've been rather preoccupied with kiwi, m'self." She draws one out of the basket that sits next to the flowers Jh'rin brought, and beams. R'val enters from the Bowl. Pierron tells a lower cavern's girl to hurry up with the dishes. R'val wanders in, waving amiably, "Evening, gang." A'lex mutters, "There's a first time for everything, Greenrider, and I hope I'm not around when that first time comes..." Meli glances over as R'val enters, then blinks. "S'raining?" Maylia pushes back raindrops coursing down her face, as she hurries out of the rain after T'saren. Caitria eyes the incomers. "Still raining, eh?" My, she's gifted. R'val nods his head, slipping off his helmet and gloves, "Uh-huh, raining.' he plops into a seat. Kassima shakes her head serenely. "Fear nay, A'lex. I've long promised Mart that if'n I ever use the...." She glances at the discomfited males in the room and mercifully says, "E-word, 'twill be on him. Evening, Maylia, T'sar! Any luck finding a weyr?" T'saren nods a hello to everyone as he bolts in from outside, shaking his head and sending droplets flying. "G'eve all. Beautiful weather we're having, if you're a fish." Channie changes her path to get a mug of cider. "Can I get anyone else something here?" She adds a warm wave to those coming in. "And I thought it was summer." Aphrael grimace as she peers outside. "Well, I guess I won't be heading up to my weyr anytime soon," She says drolly, chewing contentedly on her wherry. Caitria smiles, muttering something about the joys of an inside exit. A'lex laughs, "Sure, Nie. Toss me a meatroll or five, will ya?" Meli, still rummaging for redfruit, calls over to Channie, "F'you find any fruit that's not kiwi, lemme know, neh?" Xellia glances outside. "A little rain never hurt anyone. A flood however..." She trails off. Channie looks around for some fruit, "Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi,oh, here's some redfruit Meli, you care for this instead?" As she waits for an answer she picks out some meatrolls and places them on a plate balanced on the cider mug. T'saren nods to Kassi, reaching out to capture Maylia's hand. "We were having a bit of luck, until the rain started coming down harder. Some of those big weyrs on the south end leak." He shrugs absently, still brushing water from his face and hair with his free hand. "We found one that might work though, and it's certainly big enough. Looks like it hasn't been used in a dragon's age." Meli grins at Channie, giving her a slight bow as she steps over to take the fruit. "Perfect!" Before biting into it, however, she de-focuses momentarily, then states "Jul says th'rain's stopped f'now. Still windy, though." Kassima eyes her bowl of glop, and shudders. Cold, it doesn't look half as appetizing. "Ah... nay, Nie. I'm fine. I've kiwi galore, right here. How bad's the rain? Lyss still hasn't woken, the slugabed, so I *presume* 'tis nay too serious... oh, that's good news, Tas. You'll have a horrid time cleaning it out, though." A'lex grins at T'saren, "Aye, mine was like that. Cleared at least 2 feet of leaves out of the thing... how they got there though..." Maylia ducks from the spray her weyrmate is sending out with his head shaking, laughing. "I don't know 'bout you, but I could use some stew. Care for a bowl?" she asks T'saren, reaching for his hand. "Luck, aye..." Her voice trail off as he supplies the details. "I'll need cleaning, though." Jh'rin has gotten quiet again and is looking around with the queer sort of quizzical expression that indicates true confusion. Xellia walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Channie's eyes get a little dreamy as she heads over to A'lex's seat and hands him the meatrolls, "You two are looking for a weyr together?" She's looking at Maylia and T'saren. "Wow, that's so wonderful!" A'lex grins, "Aye, it's great!" Meli reseats herself at Skyfire, near Aph and A'lex, adding her congratulations. "Hope y'can be as happy as E'd'n me have been." Caitria rouses herself from where she's hovering by the klah pot to call her congratulations to Maylia and T'saren. "Grego will be pleased," she muses quietly. R'val grins at the happy couple. Kassima murmurs helpfully to Jh'rin, "They're a bunch of bloody looneys. I think something about Impressing at Benden does this to a person; don't know if'n 'twill hold true here or nay." Jh'rin nods to Kassima, saying uncertainly, "I reckon so. But...ah... well...I should get going on the rest of my errands and get home. If that's all right w'you?" T'saren nods to his new weyrmate. "Aye, a bowl of stew would be great, love." He turns back to the minor crowd and nods to Channie. "Thanks. Maylia just agreed earlier tonight." He gives the greenrider in question a fond smile before turning back to the others, chuckling at Kassi's comment. Channie tries to supress a sigh, and fails, "Well, I hope you two make the best of it! You look very happy." She takes one of the meatrolls she got for A'lex and nibbles on it, eyes sparkling dreamily. A'lex manages to slip an arm around Channie while the discussion is going on. "Seems to be the season for falling in love..." Caitria eyes all the loverly couples, and rolls her eyes juuuust a bit. "Feh," she intones, rather dryly. Channie gives a little start at A'lex and leans up closer against him, "Well, yeah." Aphrael wrinkles her nose, stabbing another bit of wherry. "Gahhh." She says. Surrounded by lovey dovey couples, oh my! Jorenan walks here from the Inner Cavern. Caitria raises her mug to Aphrael, with another nonsense word involving a drawn-out vowel. Jorenan dashes through, riding jacket and helmet half-on. He must be late for something. Jorenan walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Channie blushes and moves a little bit away from A'lex. "So Aph, how are you doing? I haven't seen you in awhile." T'saren is actually beyond happy, but since it probably shows on his face, declines to comment. Aphrael peers up at Channie, nope, it's safe. "Who me? Oh, quite well. Prefeth's rather perversely enjoying the current weather," She rolls her eyes amusedly. A'lex gives Nie a peculiar look at her scoot away, but continues to stuff meatroll in his face, all thoughts of the E-bad-thingy gone from his silly little wherryhead... Channie giggles at Aph, "Well, better having him like the weather then sulking in unhappiness. You could always take a trip over to Southern Boll for an afternoon." Channie mutters to A'lex, "I... want... make... But jays,... so..." Maylia blushes a little at the congratulations, murmuring her thanks as she heads to prepare the offered bowls. Adding thick slices of bread and cheese to the tray she assembles, she carries the meals back to the small group. Meli nods at Channie's and Aph's comments, then pipes up with her own. "Jul likes th'rain, but then she always complains 'bout th'mud. Forgets tha' one tends t'lead to t'other. So I'll spend most o'my free time later bathin' and oilin' her." A'lex grins at Channie, and nods, understanding. "A'course nay, Jh'rin... if'n y'need t'go, y'need t'go," Kassi says, giving his hand a quick squeeze and then letting go. "'Twas wonderful of you t'bring the fruit and flowers and whatnay. I'll have t'show Kin a'fore they wither, just so she'll be satisfied that you do visit." She rolls her eyes at the foibles of friends, and smiles. "Duties to Ista and her queens, and all that sort of thing." T'saren settles himself at a table near the others, making room for Maylia next to him. He turns from person to person, trying to keep track of the flying conversations. Aphrael chuckles amusedly, "True enough, Nie. I've not had a chance to get away for a while, I'll admit. Perhaps now that I'm sharing some of the paperwork with A'lex," She grins over in the Wingsecond's direction, "I'll be able to get away for a bit." Laughing at Meli, she nods, "Pref's a bit like that.. but he /likes/ the mud. It splashes well, apparently." "Oh, don' get me wrong," Meli replies, "Jul likes th'mud too, at first. But then, when she realizes her hides all dirty, she complains. /Ev'ry/ time." Aphrael grins to Meli, "And she wants her hide cleaned, right this instant?" She guesses. A'lex groans, "Oh, don't talk about mud. 'It makes me look dull.' he says. But show him a waller, and he's in there like a porcine!" Caitria listens to the rider talk with a quirked smile, and pushes her chair a little closer to me fire. Jh'rin stands, takes Kassima's face in his hands, and regards her tenderly before giving the corner of her mouth a tender kiss. "Have Lysseth bespeak Siaroth and I'll come running if y'need anything, love." Meli nods emphatically. "Soon's she's done 'playin' in it, th'light goes on in her head, an' she's upset. Why couldn't tha' be somethin' she'd remember 'tween rainstorms?" she chuckles, commiserating with A'lex. Caitria wonders if Jh'rin might be feeling tender towards Kassi, but doesn't ask. Instead she smiles faintly as she watches the two. Channie winks at Aphrael, "You could stick A'lex with extra hides and you and I could run off to Boll, or some such place and gossip about... things." her pale eyes twinkle happily as she winks. "Or at least just drink. A lot." Aphrael bursts out laughing at Channie's suggestion. "That sounds like fun. And something we haven't done in a /long/ time." She adds with a grin. "How long has it been since we all got together?" Channie shakes her head, "A very very long time! Too long!" Kassima closes her eyes for a moment, and when she reopens them, her own green gaze is equally warm. "'Twould hesitate t'bother you, Jh'rin-love-- but if'n something important comes up, rest assured that you'll hear from me." A'lex blinks, obviously not finding this NEARLY as funny as the other two, but he says nothing... "You and the baby are very important to me," says Jh'rin with utter gentleness, giving Kassima's cheek a caress with his thumb. "I'll be waiting to hear from you. Ellwiny won't mind. And clear skies to your weyr." Meli rises to her feet, collecting her dirty dishes and redfruit core, depositing them neatly where they belong. "Well, speakin' o'muddy hides, looks like m'queenly green's figured it out again," she comments, starting to make her farewells. A'lex smiles for apparently no reason. Maybe he really secretly likes hidework. Nahhhh. Caitria's eyebrows arch just a little bit at Jh'rin's words, but she doesn't comment. Aphrael beams at Channie, the expression wicked. "Maybe we can organise something soon.. oh!" She grimaces in sympathy for Meli, waving a fork at her friend. "Take care, greenrider." A'lex turns, "Night Jh'rin." Channie waves good evening to those evening, "Clear skies all." Meli nods and waves jauntily, swirling out towards the bowl. Meli walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Caitria gets to her feet as well, with a sigh. "I should probably look in on the kids. G'night, all." Kassima nods, smiling up at the other greenrider--a suspiciously sweet and sentimental smile, as she'd be horrified to learn. "Clear skies and fair winds t'you and Siaroth, Jhor. We'll see you again ere too long." T'saren gives waves to those leaving, wondering if he still smells bad from exploring all those dusty, dirty weyrs. Caitria walks towards the inner cavern. Channie giggles softly at Aphrael, "Say the word and we'll go! Will this be a girl's night out? Or just invite a whole troup of people hmm" Jh'rin winks. "Count on it." He waves to the others and adds, "Regards to the Weyr once more, and clear skies to all." Jh'rin walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl.