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Marble Flooring


Date:  August 17, 2003
Place:  Telgar Weyr Storage Rooms
Game:  PernMUSH
Copyright Info:  The World of Pern is copyright(c) to Anne McCaffrey 
l967. The Dragonriders of Pern(r) is a registered copyright.

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Kassi's Note:  Ah, Telgar, where one can decide to go poking around 
in the Storerooms in the middle of the night and find oneself 
involved in a conversation about strip marbles as a result. ;)
Yselle and T'van go hunting for marbles, but find Kassima instead,
and the bluerider tries to talk Kassi into coming up to Yselle's
weyr to see him naked.  Little wonder Ys seems so depressed 
throughout, with that to look forward to. 0:)

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The Log:

Yselle walks in from outside the room.

"...So shall neither coif come on my head, nor comb come in my hair; and
shall neither coal nor fair glow-light shine in my bower maer; and neither
will I marry, until the day I die, for I never had a love but one, and he's
drowned in the sea." Even if the glowlight visible through the half-open
door of one of the general store rooms didn't give away her presence,
Kassi's distinctive lilt in singing probably would, even undercut with the
rustle and slither of clothes being rummaged through.

[Editor's Note:  All due credit to Steeleye Span; I used
lyrics from their version of 'Lowlands of Holland' in 
that pose. :) ]

"Right in HERE," it's the sound of everyone's favourite bluerider, T'van.
He sounds excited. "Oh come on Ys, stop moping, it'll be /fun/. There's
loads of them in here and nobody will mind." The pair of them enter, T'van
practically dragging Yselle along. She looks like she's really /trying/ to
pretend she's having a good time. "Now I'll let you choose first,
pleeeeeeeeease Ys. Don't make me call you wherface." As they enter, his
eyes alight on Kassima. "Hey," he hisses, rather loudly. "She's /singing/.
Maybe Lysseth is glowing," he bounces. "I'll ask Faenth."

There's a pause, and Kassi turns from her clothes-hunting to slant a
decidedly droll look in the bluerider's direction. "Who told you me
*singing* is a sign of the lady's glowing? 'Tisn't me singing you'd hear
then. 'Twould be maleriders *screaming*. Starting with you, if'n you said
that around me at such a time, so you might nay exactly want t'have your
hopes up, aye?" It'd probably sound more threatening if she weren't trying
not to snicker. "What in the name of Faranth's green descendants has you
two down here at this hour?"

Grinning cheekily T'van says, with a sweeping bow "A man can always hope,
oh beautiful and melodious one." He nudges Yselle who smiles weakly. "We're
going hunting for marbles. We haven't played in turns!" T'van is holding up
most of the conversation here. "And I of course, will beat Ys to make up
for the last time." He looks at her, clearly expecting her to deny it. She
offers another weak smile.

"Beautiful and melo--T'van, you do realize that I'm never, ever sleeping
with you, right?" Kassima's still entertained, clearly. "So you don't have
t'pull out the sweet tongue for me." Pause. "In any sense. That really was
a horrid phrasing, wasn't it? Never mind. I can't tell you if'n there are
any miggsy balls here or nay--shells, if'n there are, and any left over
when you're done, mayhaps I should take 'em home. Kisai might well like
'em. So might Khari, for that matter. Are you just going t'*let* him beat
you, Ys?"

T'van grins and says "I didn't mind your phrasing at all," he waggles his
eyebrows at her. "Now never say never, Kassie! You know how much I've
always adored you and your lovely red dress. How can you be so cruel as to
deny me? Do you know how often I lie awake at night dreaming of you, your
lovely soft skin, your soft hair, your..." One word Yselle has to say about
all this and it's pained "Tel," he takes one look at her and changes the
subject, rather hastily. "So, yes, we're going to play marbles. Would you
deign, lovely greenrider to join us? A man's greatest dream is to be
surrounded by greenriders." Yselle shrugs and says "I don't really mind."

"'Twill just bet you didn't--except I couldn't be finding someone t'take
the bet," Kassi retorts, crinkling her nose at him. "Shells, though, which
lovely red dress is this? It sounds like something I should wear less
often, since I live, after all, t'be wicked cruel t'blueriders everywhere
and you in particular. Or mayhaps I should wear it *more* oft, hmm? If'n
I'm causing you t'lose sleep this way. That counts as torment." My, she's
cheerful for this early in the morning. After a quick glance of sympathy
for poor Yselle, she admits, "I've never been wonderful at marbles, but I
could give it a go; or just watch, for interest's sake. I don't think I'm
going t'find a shirt for Kisai tonight. Uh, unless you don't really *want*
t'play, Ys? I'd nay want t'impose or the like."

"Of course she wants to play!" T'van buts in. "And do you know /why/?" he
grins at Kassima as though imparting a great pearl of wisdom "Because it is
I who have asked her to!" A smile tugs at Yselle's mouth and she finally
manages to say "You are so full of it, Tel." He beams like she's just paid
him the highest imaginable compliment. "I won't be /too/ hard on you," he
promises Kassima. "If you lose all your marks to me, I'm sure we can come
up with some way to settle it," he looks oh so innocent saying this too.
"Maybe you'll just show me your red dress. Or your kilt. Say you have a
kilt, Kassie-love."

Kassima's eyes roll so quickly and so far skyward that they probably are in
danger of jumping right out of her head. "I'm *nay* playing for marks; in
fact, the more we discuss this, the more methinks 'twould do better
t'*watch*. If'n you ever want t'try your luck with dice or cards, now...."
She somehow makes that arch enough to sound almost like a threat. A
good-humored threat. "Ys, how d'you put *up* with this man? But aye, T'van,
I have a kilt. A'course I have a kilt. For luck. I do nay think though that
you'll be seeing it any time soon."

Yselle's answer to Kassima's question might seem quite surprising. She
looks up at T'van and says "I don't know what I'd do /without/ him," sadly.
He winds an arm around her. "Oh Ys," he mutters. "It's okay. You know
you're going to beat me anyway." She attempts another smile. "Besides, we
got Kassie running scared," he tells her. "Can't back out now." He rummages
through shelves with his free arm. "I'm sorry about the kilt though, you
must be devestating in it."

Surprising, yes: Kassi's glance between the two is certainly surprised, no
little puzzled, and perhaps a trace concerned. "I doubt you'll ever have
t'do without him," she suggests, trying for levity, "since I can't see him
*ever* leaving you alone--shells, he'd come back from the final *between*
because he hadn't pestered you enough yet. Wouldn't you, T'van?" Now
there's a mental image. "Are you implicating," she then asks, with
mock-hauteur, "that I'm nay devastating in *everything* I wear?"

Now see, here T'van is on solid ground. Still with his arm around Yselle,
an arm she's not, for once, pushing away, he says cheekily. "Oh yes, Ys
couldn't live without me, why if it weren't for S'vyn, I'd just go an move
in with her. That way her life would never be boring." He grins, and nudges
her. She manages a roll of her eyes for him, and he /beams/. "And
Kassie-darling, you are eternally beautiful, but I must say my favourite is
that cute little swimsuit of yours. You can play marbles in that you know,
we can wait."

Kassima can't argue with that; she says, indeed, "I'm sure you have *that*
right. A'course, she might then learn why 'May your life be interesting' is
considered by some t'be a *curse*." She deadpans that, but her eyes are
dancing. "*Pshhh*. Wear a swimsuit, at Telgar, in autumn? I *don't* think
so. And I tell you, 'tis watching 'twill be, nay playing, nay with marks
involved. Did he try t'convince *you* t'wear a swimsuit too, Ys? Or does he
credit you with having more weather-sense than he does me? Perhaps we
should suggest *he* wear a swimsuit, and see how he likes the thought of
cold weather, and shrinkage."

Yselle shakes her head. "Tel prefers me with my clothes on," she says.
T'van says "Well I don't know about /that/, Yssy! But.. you know, Kassie
/I/ would like to see you in a swimsuit. You're so attractive you know."

"I somehow doubt that," Kassi sort-of-seconds, almost immediately. "In
fact, I'm bloody amazed if'n he hasn't tried t'talk you into playing strip
marbles." Strip. Marbles. There are some ideas for games that should just
never cross one's mind. "I appreciate that, T'van, but I'd appreciate it
more if'n I didn't suspect you said it to nigh anyone or anything
breathing. Or do I misjudge you, after all? Since I suppose the only
persons I *know* you've courted in some fashion are Yselle and S'vyn, and
that would actually argue well for your taste."

Things are looking good. T'van positively beams. "I have /wonderful/
taste," he assures her. "Am I not telling you how lovely you are? And well,
if you insist, I /suppose/ I could bring myself to play strip-marbles with
you and Yssy. We could invite her cute friend Javi too. I wonder if she's
asleep yet?" Yselle manages a roll of the eyes and says "Leave Javi out of
it, Tel."

Kassima makes an amused sound. "What, Yselle, 'tis all right for him
t'hound me about swimsuits and stripping, but nay Javi? Oh, woe! I am
forlorn! T'be relegated t'such a dastardly fate when others might escape
it! Nay, I kid. Particularly since methinks even were she asked, Javi would
have about the same likelihood I do t'be agreeing t'such a thing--which is
t'say, zero. But I digress." A short pause follows before she finally asks
the question she's been hesitating over: "Is everything all right, Ys? You
really don't seem particularly... well, jovial, and I'm thinking 'tis for
more cause than that T'van's exasperating you, for once."

Yselle shrugs. "It's just... you can handle it Kassima. It's quite fun to
see you do it, actually. Javi's... not you, you know? Not that she couldn't
handle it too, I guess." To the rest, she just shrugs. "I'll be okay, I
guess," she mutters in a low voice. "Of /course/ you will, who needs him
anyway?" Tel pipes up. "When they have me?"

"Aye, well. I wish I could say ''Tis all from having scads of practice
fending off drooling men,' but sadly, 'tis nay so. Javi might handle it all
right, though." Kassima sounds thoughtful about this. "I could imagine
that... later, if'n nay now. She'd probably be less of a blushing flower
than I used t'be. Or sometimes still am." Considering the other greenrider,
she says at length, "I want t'be asking, 'What did he do now?' since
methinks I can guess now the shadow of the problem, but I don't want t'make
either of you uncomfortable, hey? If'n you want t'discuss, m'ears are by
all means open, and in fact I'd like t'know, but if'n you'd rather nay then
we can mayhaps go back t'jesting about things or whatever would be better."

"Maybe some other time?" Yselle murmurs uncomfortably. "Besides," T'van
buts in "You promised me strip marbles Kassie-darling!" Or something like
that. "And if you were /wearing/ that swimming costume to start off
with..." he waggles his eyebrows "there wouldn't be much to strip would
there? So then we could get to the important part a lot quicker." Slyly, he
offers "I /will/ wear a bathing suit if you can't stand the idea of seeing
me in my clothes a second longer. I'll even lose for you, Kassie-love." He
blows her a kiss.

"Another time," Kassi readily agrees, a note of apology in her voice--for
that discomfort, probably. "But only if'n you want to, Ys. You don't ever
have t'speak of it if'n you don't want to, hey?" On a lighter note: "And I
did *nay* promise you strip marbles! Honestly, T'van. Why *would* I?
There'd be naught in that I'd want t'*win*!" But here, she says that so
laughingly that there's likely little sting to it. Assuming anything
*could* sting T'van's ego anyway, which at this point seems dubious. "I
will nay be stripping for you, and 'twill nay be wearing the swimsuit for
you, much though I appreciate that *so* generous offer," and as proof of
just how entertained she is, she blows him a kiss back. "I fear you're just
out of luck there, T'van-laddo."

T'van, delighted, mimes catching the kiss, and a swoon. "I told you she
loves me," he hisses to Yselle in a voice meant to carry. "You wait until
Lysseth rises next, Faenth will snatch her out of the sky. Then of course,
she'll be begging /me/ for strip marbles." He winks at her, and murmurs
"You don't know what you're missing, Kassie-love." Yselle offers Kassima a
grateful smile and a quiet thankyou, before being prevailed upon by T'van.
"Now Ys, come on, this could be your /only/ chance to see me naked for the
rest of your life." This does merit another eyeroll from her. Still, she
allows him to tug her out of the store-room, muttering something about only
playing marbles if he promises to keep all his clothes /on/. His voice
drifts back "Half a candlemark in Ys' weyr, if you want to see the best
body a bluerider ever had." Yselle's voice, dry, mutters "Yes, Tel."