-------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Long, Dark Festering Cesspool of the Soul Date: May 6, 1998 Places: Telgar Weyr's Living Cavern and Candidate Barracks Game: PernMUSH Copyright Info: The World of Pern is copyright(c) to Anne McCaffrey l967. The Dragonriders of Pern(r) is a registered copyright. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kassi's Note: Who but an absolute sadist would subject a group of hapless Candidates to a surprise barracks inspection, and then leave a proddy Kassi in their midst with a minimum of supervision? No one... but then, it has never been claimed that Richenda lacks her share of sadistic tendencies. Punishments are meted out, marks are won and lost, and Kassi tries to incinerate Candies through the force of her glare alone as the abovementioned festering cesspool is explored in earnest! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Log: You walk through the large entrance to the Living Cavern. Pierron humphs thoughtfully as the wingleader of Thunderbolt arrives. Arallia cradles her new brown hatchling and stuffs more food into his maw, the brown chirrups happily. She looks up and smiles at the new arrivals, saying, "G'evening." Soon the new hatchling's eyes close and he sleeps snuggled in the crook of Ara's arm. She grins over to Jayna and Makear, "It hatched!" Krista shrugs, "Pretty good, I scrubbed pots till I could scream. How about you?" Jayna grins, shaking her head in the hatching chaos. "He's beautiful, Ara. Absolutely beautiful." She watches for a minute. "Oh, shards," she remembers. "What's your da going to say?" "Go stuff it in your ear," is Kassima's cordial, if snapped, greeting to Pierron today. The greenrider slips out of the shadows with large carry- sack, the contents of which look to be very lumpy indeed, slung over her shoulder. Considering the state of her dragon's color lately, she looks almost cheerful, and even manages an unintelligible muttering that might be a sort of greeting to the room. Makear Peers at the little brown, now fast asleep and then smiles to Arallia, "Aye, he did and isn't he just the cutest thing." Jayna brings back the issue of Arallia's dad, "Well are you still going to go with the present thing?" Asrai looks over and spots Kassi, and the sack..and the direction she just came from. a low groan can be heard from the Tiny Blue rider. she keeps stuffing her newest hatchling into sleep oblivian..easier said then done with this one's natural curiosity. Arallia blinks and then lays the little sleeping brown into the basket, "Umm, yes - a present, and anyways I can't get ride of him now!" She grins brightly and murmurs to herself, "It hatched." Kassima eyes Asrai's hatchling a moment, and favors the bluerider with a faint snort. "So you wound up with one too, eh?" She jerks a thumb towards the tiny green curled blissfully up on the opposite shoulder from blue Quixote. Oddly, none of the other members of her bloody huge fair are in sight. "If'n you need food for it, let me know. I doubt the dragonhealers can use all of these, and they'll like as nay spoil ere I can feed the lot of 'em to m'lizards." She pats the sack with something akin to fondness. A stray talon pokes through the threadworn material at the gesture. Jayna glances up at Shadow, on the hearth. "You done now, stupid?" she asks affectionately. "Get over here before you set your tailfork on fire." She smiles and points to her shoulder. Jayna smiles as Shadow flies over and lands on her shoulder. Makear shakes her head at the reptative mutterings of Arallia and then fetches herself a mug of juice. While up from the table, a stray glane is cast at the bag, but since she probably doesn't want to know, she just quietly sits down. Asrai gives a dismissive gesture with one hand. "Umm, thanks Kassi. but I think we still have plenty of scraps from the last one...but with all the new little ones." she gives a shrug. Jayna grins, and relaxes, hatching finished. She finally takes a minute to look around and see who arrived while she was absorbed in the little brown's arrival. Arallia pulls the basket closer to her and peers in at the little sleeping hatchling, "What should I name it!?" Meli walks in from the bowl. Ro walks towards the inner cavern. Richenda walks here from the Inner Cavern. Pierron nods with a modicum of respect as the headwoman walks in. Meli asks Pierron for a few things. Kassima scowls blackly at the mention of 'the last one.' Dropping her sack o' 'snakes, she stalks over to a stray glazed pitcher and pours from it a mugful of klah about as black as night. A glass vial is produced from her pocket; its red-gold contents are added to the mug, Faranth help her. "Don't remind me," she suggests succinctly. "I've nay had any luck catching the rest of the spawn, and I'd *really* rather nay think about how one slipped through m'fingers, if'n 'tis all the same t'you." Pierron uses a spatula to pry 5 flakey gold fishrolls from a tray for Meli. Meli heads to a table, picking crust from a fishroll as she goes. "Evenin'," she murmurs. Asrai places the now sleeping ingrate on her shoulder. Is that snoring coming from the little body....oh great. She sighs at Kassi's words. "He was coming right for me Kassi..did you really expect me to wait for you to get out from under the table to do something about it. I took matters into my own hands..there /are/ others out there." Richenda pauses at the exit from the lower caverns, food tapping. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tapTAPtappitytap. Jayna smiles at Richenda. "Evening, ma'am," she says. She looks around with smiles for those she missed greeting while the firelizard egg was hatching. At the tapping, though, her smile fades. "Mmmph mmble mmming?" Meli asks around a mouthful of fishroll, cheeks puffing out slightly as she tries to cool the hot morsel. Makear rolls her eyes ever so slightly. But as she regains her compusure she thinks for a moment, "Well.. Um.. Sorry, I'm usually not good with the name thing, espacially if they aren't mine." M'kla glances up, taking in the tapping headwoman with something akin to bored curiosity. Or so it seems. Arallia looks over at Richenda and echos Jayna, the basket holding her flit still sitting on the table. "Evening, ma'am." She grins over at Makear. "Right." Richenda runs her fingers through her hair and calls out snappily, "Barracks inspection in five minutes. And I don't mean a blink of an eye later." M'kla quirks a brow as Richenda announces impending Candidate doom, and gets up, moving with her cane to join the headwoman. If one listens very, very closely, they can hear the sounds of Kassi's teeth grinding as she *tries* not to say one of the million and one scathing replies that spring to mind. What she mutters under her breath by way of reply is probably indecent and not at all civil, but at least she doesn't make any *audible* rude response--by way of not saying anything else at all. She just grabs a bowl of wine-soaked raw meat left out by the Bakers, her spiked Black Ruin klah, and tromps over to her chair. Kailia walks here from the Inner Cavern. Richenda pauses, waiting for an explosion of activity. "Well???? Kailia walks in, nodding, "Evening!" Jayna jumps up, knocking her klah over with her elbow. "Oh, uh... " She's not sure where to look--at the klah, or at Richenda. She settles for grabbing a rag and mopping up the spill. Shards. She -needed- those five minutes! Makear looks from one candidate to the other that are flanking her, "uh oh." she teases, "You people are in for it now." now its her turn to state the all to obvious. Meli pauses in her meal, waiting expectantly for a flurry of activity. Shards, who'll bring her some redfruit and juice now? Asrai grins over at Meli with a grin, then looks to see what has caught M'kla's attention. She sees Richenda and smiles, standing as well. she ignores Kassi's grinding...prolly safer that way. "You /heard/ the Headwoman..lets get a move on Candidates!" Whoa, Asrai the voice of athority..who'd'of figured. Arallia blinks as well and follows Jayna's action, scooping up her basket and heading for the lower caverns, "Well, I need to hunt more of those little beasties down." Meaning tunnelsnakes of course. Kailia grins, "One of Richenda's inspections?" She quirks an eyebrow, "Better move." Jayna sops up the spill, and takes the empty cup (not chipped, thank all that's good) and the rag to the counter, where she puts them on a tray. She dashes toward the barracks, double time! Jayna walks towards the inner cavern. Arallia walks towards the inner cavern. Krista looks at the sack Kassi brought in curiously, but then stands up and follows Janya's example, to head to the barracks. M'kla walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. Krista walks towards the inner cavern. "Get your bloody Thread-cursed rumps out of here and into the Barracks," Kassi adds ever-so-eloquently as a few Candidates don't move quickly enough for her liking. She even makes as though to throw a roll at one particularly sluggish lad, but he sees it coming and scampers away. Asrai smirks, "This lot won't make it to the Sands on time..I can tell already... Richenda snorts. "No kidding." Asrai adds, "We'll have to hope that a good group can be found in the observation ledges..." Kailia shakes her head, "I'd been flying outta here the moment you announced it." Kassima says flatly through a mouthful of raw wherry, "Then they can just bloody well miss out and let the dragonets pick their riders from the Stands. Better all around, if they can't hop-to better'n *that.*" Meli glances at the bowl, then toward the barracks. "Hmm.... " Finally, she picks up the last two fishrolls and jogs out to the bowl. Meli walks down the short tunnel and out into the bowl. R'val chuckles, "I'd imagine the humming of dragons will spurr this lot on..." "Which reminds me...." The greenrider washes her 'food' down with a swig of the acidic hell-brew, setting the stein back down with a satisfying *thunk.* "I was wondering, Richenda, what price you'd put on a chance to trounce that patronizing wher-son Asher's hide. I'd leave enough of him for the dragons, I promise." Richenda gives Kassima an inquisitive look, mumbles, "Proddy," and heads for the barracks. "Any riders want to come help, I...what, Kassima?" Asrai looks to Richenda, "Been about five minutes?" She looks over at R'val, and shrugs. "I'm not sure anything could....perhaps extra latrine duty. I'll help Richenda." Kassima repeats none-too-patiently, "What will it cost me t'have a chance at kicking Asher's rump across the Lake with sharp-toed boots on? The misbegotten git had the utmost *gall* t'act patronizing t'me, which isn't the sort of thing I make a practice of standing for." Kailia grins, "Mind if I come, I'd love to see this..." Asrai rolls ehr eyes. "The patronizing is still up for debate Kassi." Makear just sits back and listens to the conversation being thrown arond about the current candidates. Richenda's eyes narrow. "After the inspection," she murmurs, "I want to know all about this. If that's the case, I'll kick his arse myself. Sure, Kailia." Richenda walks towards the inner cavern. Asrai walks towards the inner cavern. Kassima snaps back, "Like Faranth's own bloody shards 'tis!" But the bluerider is already gone. Swearing up a blue streak, the greenrider shoves her chair back and stalks after the departed pair. You walk towards the inner cavern. You part the curtain and step into the Candidate Barracks. "ONE minute," Richenda calls sharply with the briskness of a weyrlingmaster and the impatience of a headwoman/ranking dragonhealer/ candidate sitter. Kailia emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Jayna just stands there, quietly. She's not looking at that stray sleeve sticking out from under the cot. Nope. Arallia's cot is rather neatly made, but like Jayna's is that a shirt sleeve sticking out from beneath it? She sweeps a foot to kick it under and stands straight, her firelizard in a basket sitting at the end of her cot. R'val emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Richenda's foot begins its previous tapping, each sharp sound like a rhythmic knocking of doom on the door. Asrai comes in, her violet eyes glancing over the cots. An amused smirck can be seen on her lips. "This should be interesting." Is the tiny acting wingleader's only remark as she goes off slightly to one side. "Like *fardles* 'tis up for any bloody debate, Asrai," Kassi begins on her stormed way into the room, but she cuts off at the sight of all the Candidates. Oh, look... new people to glower at. So glower she does, green eyes smoldering like banked coals. "Mayhaps you should borrow one of the goldriders' whips t'be spurring 'em on with, Riche," she suggests, a touch sardonically... and far too sincerely for one's peace of mind. R'val stands near the door, unobtrusively watching. Richenda barks out, "STOP," just in case any Candidates are still stuffing and neatening and dusting and freaking. Kailia leans back against a wall, covering a grin. Krista hurries around her cot and nicks her shin on a corner, "Ouch!" she exclaims as she halts on Richenda's command. Neliea quickly glances at her cot and halts. Slowly, she turns around and folds her hands behind her. Richenda murmurs to Kassima as she takes a clipboard from the wall and begins to write, She mutters to Kassima, "... I... on..." It's hard to tell whether she's kidding. You sense Richenda murmurs to Kassima as she takes a clipboard from the wall and begins to write, "Thanks, but I sprained my wrist using the whip on Rennick." It's hard to tell whether she's kidding. Arallia's hands fold behind her back and she glances over at the other candidates before she glances back at the riders and headwoman. Kassima's eyes widen, and she regards the Headwoman with what might be... admiration? Respect? Certainly something akin to them. "Good call," she grudgingly allows. She folds her arms and lets her eyes sweep the room, resting particularly long on any Candidate whose nearby premises show the merest hint of outward dirt. It's a darned good thing she can't make people spontaneously combust by will alone, or it'd be a hot time in the old Barracks tonight. R'val covers a grin, watching Richenda herd the candidates. Richenda smiles ferally at Kassima, saying quietly, "Thank you, Wingleader," before asking the lined-up Candidates, "All right. Who's ready to be first in the line of inspectees? Whose press is..." She pauses to smile wryly, doubt underlined the words, "clean enough to show?" Asrai finally relaxes enough to smile, making a tsk tsk sound as she spots a stray stirt sleave here and there tucked under a cot haphazardly. Jayna winces at the words "clean enough." Oh, this is gonna hurt. In case she wasn't heard the first time, the Headwoman prompts briskly, "I'm _waiting_." Kassima mutters sotto voce to the Headwoman, "I'll wager you a quarter mark that nay a single one here will be passable." She really will bet on *anything.* Biting her lip, Jayna steps forward. "I'll be first, ma'am," she volunteers. Maybe her death can help others. Krista stands up tall and confidently...but not confident enough to offer to go first. Arallia bites her lip and stays quiet, oh no she's not volunteering first. Neliea blinks, straightening up. She'll offer to go to and get this over with. Sooner she can breathe as well. Asrai chuckles, "Ah, the first *victem*" Richenda nods to Jayna, giving the vic...Candidate a smile that is as sweet as B'fus's breath the morning after the Nines. "Let's see your press, hmm?" Jayna sighs, and with all the enthusiasm of the condemned, opens the press. She winces. Well, most of the clothes are piled. All in one pile, of course, but definitely piled. She looks rather hopefully at Richenda. Richenda's eyebrow reaches somewhere near Belior, so acutely does it arch. "I ask you," she says to the riders behind her and to Kailia, "when last did you see so vomitous a pile of clothing before, hmm?" Kassima starts whistling an old, likely familiar tune about being in the money. This is probably not a good sign for poor Jayna. Asrai just shakes ehr head as she sees the pile. But there is a definite sparkle in her eyes. Amusement? Understanding? Both? Kailia shakes her head, "Some of the youngsters keep their press like that." she offers. Jayna blinks at Richenda's choice of words, since most of the clothes are clean. "'Twas probably the last time I dared to take a look in V'dan's clothes press," Kassi says, her voice at its most dry. Those who know V'dan will recognize this for the open insult that it is. As she notes Jayna's reaction, Richenda explains patiently (sort of), "Candidate, these things are piled here. As if hurled onto the floor by the basket upchucking its contents. Really. Can't we fold them a little, hmmm?" Eyes wide, it takes Jayna a moment or two. "Oh. OH! Yes, ma'am, certainly, ma'am," she says, still standing there. Nodding. Richenda's nod is curt, then, dropping to her knees, she peers underneath the cot and sneezes twice, violently. "DEAR Faranth and her bronze's testicles!!!" Asrai chuckles softly. "You might want to dust, also." She supplies. Arallia blinks and stares at Richenda, then looks away and down at her cot. . o 0 ( Uh oh. ) Jayna flinches at the headwoman's less-than-dulcet tones. Kailia raises and eyebrow at the headwoman's choice od words." Kassima changes her whistled tune to an old death-march now. Dum, dum, da-dum, dum da-dum, da-dum, da-dum. No, the future just isn't looking too bright for our Candidates this evening. Neliea blinks again and glances over at the the headwoman, and back towards anything else. Her hands are rather tightly folded behind her back too. Telgar Weyr> Kassima has taken over the job of Phil the Sound Effects Guy for tonight, apparently. "If I had a dragon, I'd swear by her shards I could grow TUBERS down in here." Richenda stands, brushes herself off, and looks at the cot. "Well. That at least is neat. Excusing the sock near the pillow. Good gracious and Aunt Bescie's bunions, Jayna. Can you have this better by tomorrow?" Jayna nods, apologetically. Very, very apologetically. "Oh, yes, ma'am. Tonight!" she says. SHe's obviously being extremely optimistic. Kassima shudders, leaning back in the shadows and almost blending into them. Her black clothing is good for that. "If'n she's supporting tuber- growing conditions," she mutters, obviously referring to Jayna, "she should be dragged out into the Bowl and made t'suit a snowman's role." Nice and cryptic, that. Richenda looks like she believes Jayna... ...about as much as she believes Rennick when he says he's stayed out of the cookie jar and a smear of frosting's in his beard. "Yes, yes, yes. See to it, Candidate, or you'll be scrubbing numbweed pots tomorrow evening after regular chores. Nexxxxt?" Jayna quietly steps back, bending her knees to pick up the sock and stuff it in her pocket. Surreptitiously. Arallia is chewing her bottom lip almost to nothing, well not quite that bad, but bad enough and then steps forward, "I'll go next, ma'am." Neliea quickly steps forward, "May I ma'am?" She an eager one. Maybe not. Asrai gives a shudder of horror. "Well, that alone should be motivational, Jayna." she gives the girl a wink when Richenda is not watching. Richenda looks between Arallia and Neliea, considers, and shrugs. "Eeenie meenie minie mick, catch a bronzeboy by his pr...oh, heavens, never mind. Arallia, Candidate, next. Show me. Lickity split not!" Seeing Asrai's wink, Jayna keeps her face straight, but smiles with her eyes. She watches the next victims. At least she'll have company dusting. Optimist. Asrai laughs, I mean coughs...yeah, that's it..coughs. Krista crosses her fingers behind her back and hopes that her inspection goes well too. Kassima drawls, "Come t'think of it, Riche, I'd be willing t'raise those wager stakes to a half-mark... if'n you'd accede to the bet." She probably knows full well that Riche wouldn't. The Headwoman's selection-game earns her another raised eyebrow of appreciation, and--could it be? Yes! A genuinely amused half-smile from the greenrider. Richenda snorts toward Kassima and explains as she makes frenetic notations on her clipboard, "I still have to swipe those marks from Rennick for our clutching bet, Kassima. I can't lose any more." Arallia's expression does not look relieved as she's picked next even if she volunteered to be next, but she dutifully shows Riche her press, one stack of clothes neatly folded while the other is just..well a lump, much like Jayna's lump. Neliea steps back, releasing a deeply held breath disguised as a cough. The hands are folded back behind her back once more as she stays quiet and glances over at Arallia. In sympathy? Richenda kindly - this IS to help the Candidates, after all...right?? - dispatches the neat stack to uncover the untidy lump. "That's very nice, Candidate, I trust you remember something about how to fold." She picks up a dark-colored tunic and offers it to Arallia. "Here, swipe this under your cot and let's see what happens, shall we?" Kailia shakes her head and oys. "This outta be good." V'dan, who has snuck in while no one was watching, scribbles something down on a piece of slate and then holds it up. It appears to be a chalked rating of Arallia's press: '4.3.' Ouch. Kassi's snort indicates that she's in agreement with V'dan's assessment. "Good thing for them that Kerlyn's nay here. They'd be doing push-ups until the Red Star fell." Jayna stands back against the wall, trying for "unobtrusive" if not "invisible." Arallia grimaces and takes the tunic and drops to her knees to peer beneath her cot. Can't you just almost hear the "Do I have to?" whine. She covers a sigh by swiping the tunic beneath her cot and comes up with half a tunic-full of dustbunnies and a wrinkled shirt. Not that many dustbunnies..really. Asrai sucks in a whistle. "Eww." Well, that about wraps it up... Richenda smacks her clipboard against her forehead, exclaiming, "Sweet Faranth's toeclippings, Candidate, but did that floor LOOK like that when I let you all use it? Hmm? Did I? We could have fed Lord Holders off this floor when the first of you showed up. Back in place, all right?" Sighing she looks hesitantly at Neliea. "WELL? What horrors will you uncover?" Asrai blinks. "Hey! That's my shirt. I've been looking for that since...oh umm, nevermind." She reaches forward and takes the shirt, holding it behind ehr back with a blush. R'val glances at Asrai, eyebrows raised. Asrai looks at the others, handing back the shirt. "Just kidding." Telgar Weyr> Jayna LOL! Kassima holds out her hand to collect a pair of small-denomination mark pieces from the grumbling V'dan, with an insufferable and half-growled, "Told you so. If'n any of *this* lot wind up with a dragon, the poor creature'll probably have cracking hide, filthy wings, and Faranth's arse only knows what sorts of disreputable insects making a home in the cobwebs 'tween the headknobs. Remind me t'pity the dragonets when the time comes." Telgar Weyr> Richenda says, "Gah, Kassi. :)" Arallia winces at Riche and rises to her feet, accepting her bunnied shirt and lumping it with her 'bunnied tunic. A few dustbunnies float off of her clothes froom all the movement. Telgar Weyr> Kassima is picturing Miss Havisham's dragon, here. ;) Neliea wrinkles her nose and hopes that she doesn't sneeze. A quick blink and she holding her breath and wills the dust away from her. Quickly looking up at the headwoman as she appraches, she steps aside and reveals her sparsly covered cot and press. Um, there's a wrinkle and nothing else she hopes. "Um, I don't know ma'am?", she answers, hoping that is was enough. Saskia rushes in and stands quickly to attention. Kassima draws a knife from the top of one boot and begins to clean her fingernails with it. Absently, she slashes through the few dust-bunnies unfortunate enough to float within her vicinity. Jayna eyes Kassi with nearly the same degree of wariness as she's currently applying to Richenda. Asrai chuckles softly as she returns to her place off to one side, having seen the candidate sneak in. She winks at the girl, jerking her head towards Richenda who is giving the inspection. Richenda evaluates the wrinkle, the cot, the press. "So far, so good." Her writing stick pokes at the clothing in the press as she mutters, "This all you got? No wonder your clothes are not what they should be. Huh. Well. I'll find something suitable tomorrow, all right? Oh, DO me the favor of swiping a hand under your cot, hmm?" Neliea blanches and looks at her hand, the cot and back at the headwoman. "Um, my hand under the cot?", she stammers. Who knows what might be under there. Not another tunnelsnake she hopes. One in the living caverns was just enough, thank you. Telgar Weyr> Ceria grins. Anyone get in trouble yet? Telgar Weyr> R'val says, "Everyone, pretty much. Richenda's being evil ;)" Telgar Weyr> Ceria giggles. Telgar Weyr> Arallia shows off her report card. 'E'. "I really tried my best, honest, honest!" :> Telgar Weyr> R'val says, "She's crunching candidates beneath the heels of her jackboots, and all that ;)" Telgar Weyr> Saskia ahhs, and hides behind R'val then. Asrai shakes her head, "Least you all don't have to bounce a mark off your blankets." she offers helpfully. Richenda smiles kindly at Neliea, puts her arm around her, and remarks in dulcet tones, "No, Candidate, That's all right. You don't have to peek under the cot if you don't want to." As she steps toward Krista, already writing, she adds, "I'll be happy to substitute a good cleaning of our storerooms tomorrow afternoon instead." "Why further the humiliation any further than 'tis already?" Kassi asks rhetorically, and perhaps a bit ruefully. After all, she might just enjoy seeing a little more humiliation. Asrai shakes ehr head at Kassi, then winces as Neliea gets Storeroom duty. Neliea shakes her head slowly, and considers this. "Um, I can't change my mind can I?" Storeroom duty? There are tunnelsnakes there, right? Richenda taps her writing stick against the clipboard and ponders for at least a half-second. "All right, get to it while Krista here shows me what things dropped out of /between/ to sully her living area." Krista opens her press, at least the top layer of clothes is orderly, and neatly folded. Arallia fidgets a little with the dusty clothes in her hand and glances sympathetically at Krista and Neliea. "Let's see the rest of it, child," says Richenda with a sigh, expecting something horrific. "Let's not take all night." Neliea nods quickly and takes one more look at her currently clean hand before placing it under her cot. Closing her hand, she brings it back and opens her eyes. There's a little dust, but does that spare her from a fate of meeting and tunnelsnakes? Asrai looks on with interest, smiling as Neliea pulls out her still intact hand. Richenda shoots a look over her shoulder in Neliea's direction and, with a gander at the mussed hand, mumbles, "Good. Then you'll do well in the stores tomorrow. Krista, are we ready yet?" Mehlani emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Kassima starts to sing softly under her breath, "Mine eyes have seen the roasting of the dead-meat Candidates...." She tries to suppress a smile as more and more Candidates fail at areas of the inspection. Those marks *will* be hers. Oh, yes. They *will* be hers. Saskia gives Kassima a look. Asrai shrugs, giving Neliea a sympathetic look. Seeing Lani enter she shoos her over to her cot. "Inspection." She says shortly. Kailia shakes her head, "Kassi, I pity the candidate that does pass, if one does. You may never forgive him or her." Neliea pales and quickly wipes her hand clean on her trous. Oh, just let there be no tunnelsnakes in there. Mehlani comes darting in, bleary-eyed, clearly having just emerged from the steam baths. She's hastily donned her clothing and is clinging to her bathing shift and towels rolled into a bundle in her arms; her hat rides, as per usual, on her head, but she's got her boots in one hand and is walking barefoot. Several of her fire lizards are flittering around here -- what of their number, that is, aren't already huddled under her cot and peering out at the proceedings with wary eyes, which is doubtless what drew 'Lani in here in the first place. Mehlani takes one look at everyone and everything, and then shoots her gaze back to Asrai and bobs her head mutely. Krista pulls out the drawers of her press that have a neat top layer but the clothes under neath arn't quite folded, "I did my best for a five minute warning." Kailia snorts, "Should be clean all of the time, Candidate." Richenda's gaze narrows....just _narrows_ at the arrival of the collection of firelizards and bellows, "RED STAR!!!!" before nudging Krista's press with her toe. "I can see. Practice folding in the laundry tomorrow afternoon...AFTER regular chores. Saskia, I dread this immensely, but what have you done with your things, hmm? Ready for inspection, are we?" Krista says "That was my best excuse too." Saskia nods to Richenda, "Yes ma'am. Indeed, ma'am." and gulps softly. Mehlani, for a few moments, just stands there dumbly, frozen in apparent nervousness; she swallows as Richenda's bellow promptly disperses each and every single fire lizard that looks to her, leaving her entirely alone. She swallows hard and then inches to her cot. Kassima mutters sardonically to Kailia, "Fat chance of any of these passing. The day any group of Candidates comes close to being acceptable in their first inspection, I'll eat B'fus's kilt. Without ketchup, nay less." Ewwww. Quixote shrieks and launches himself from her shoulder, disappearing *between* at once; the tiny hatchling green follows suit within a few seconds. Kassi turns her highly annoyed look on the Candidates, indubitably blaming *them* for this somehow. Telgar Weyr> Richenda likes Richenda just for her tendency to scream "RED STAR" to get rid of firelizards. Thankfully, Asrai's newest hatching is basically in the coma of a stuffed newborn. Asrai shakes her head as the little brown lets out a *belch* in Reply to Richenda's bellow and resettles himself. Telgar Weyr> R'val misses the good old days, when "RED STAR" actually worked ;) Telgar Weyr> Mehlani .oO (Chendie even got Arki. Whoa.) Richenda snaps her fingers at Saskia, indicating that her patience is ebbing. Rennick must be waiting with a bottle of wine somewhere. Saskia runs over to Richenda,"Here ma'am." Arallia's newest hatchling is also in a stuffed newborn coma, thankfully and Ara just clutches at her dustbunnied clothing. Jayna eyes her fellow vi--Candidates with sympathetic trepidation. Neliea stiffens and is grateful that her flit didn't wake up. Two squaks in one day would leave her deaf. "Open your press right now, Candidate," says Richenda with the sort of love a firelizard holds for a tunnelsnake, "so I can put Mehlani out of her misery and get my mortified self away from this blackened pottydump that you've made of my Barracks." Saskia nods quickly and opens her press slowly. Asrai chuckles softly at Richenda's wording. Saskias press is empty save for a pair of threadbare trous and tunic. Mehlani stands there by her cot, clinging to her bundled shift and towels and boots, and swallows again. Inspection. Um. Well, she'd better put her things down if she's going to be asked to open her cot, shouldn't she? Her eyes quite huge under her hat brim, she leans down to place her boots where they need to be; her movements are stiff, as if her limbs are feeling heavier than usual. Kassima remarks idly, "Would've called it a moldering cesspit, m'self, but beggars can't be aught but compost." Richenda lets out a long, long, long, long, exasperated breath and again addresses the non-Candidates accompanying her. "We have clothing and food and furs for all, and yet this young lady is wearing these things. Can you all believe it??? Saskia, for shame. When you're helping out Neliea in the stores tomorrow, get a few items of clothing for yourself. And Kassima, while I'm writing up these orders, can you all have a look at Mehlani's press for me?" Saskia blushes bright red, "Yes ma'am" and ducks her head. Hearing the sentence, Jayna looks sympathetically at Saskia. Asrai looks over at Lani, following Kassi to make sure the greenrider doesn't eat the poor girl. Arallia also throws a sympathetic look over at Saskia. Saskia mumbles something about Jorenan buying her some clothes, but she got Searched. Kassima's fierce smile bares a number of teeth. "Gladly, Richenda." Pushing herself away from the wall, the black-clad rider steps over to where 'Lani stands, her wherry-skewer slapping against her leg. "Open the press," she commands in a voice that brooks no argument. Her expression bespeaks volumes: this had just *better* not be an overly-clean press. Neliea lowers her eyes and rapidly glances in sympathy over at Saskia. At least she won't be alone tomorrow. Richenda's glare at Saskia indicates that further comment is about as welcome as a cold necessary seat in the middle of winter. Saskia swallows and falls silent. Mehlani straightens back up again as Richenda utters her name. And she's lived first at Benden Weyr, then at Telgar, long enough to know exactly what kind of frame of mind Kassima is in. Not even daring to breathe, 'Lani opens up her press as bidden. Revealed within are a small stack of articles of clothing: a few blouses and breeches. Something in five, count 'em, five different colors that might be a skirt. Two books of some kind, resting atop a box at the very bottom. And, nestled atop everything else, the battered old form of a stuffed toy wher. Asrai smiles, peering inside the press. "Looks pretty good to me, Kassi." Kassima pokes idly through the stuff, not really enough to disturb anything--just enough to get a good look. "Could be piled more neatly," she says brusquely, "and you're going t'bloody well have t'clean out some room in here if'n you hope t'stash a robe. Is that a stain on your clothing that I see, or is it a shadow?" Asrai peer at the shirt in question, trying to make out the stain. Seeing the spot Kassi ment she looks up to Lani for an explaination. At least she looks like /she/ hopes its a shadow. Not entirely certain whether Kassima means the clothes she's wearing, the clothes in the press, or the bundle she's still bearing in her arms, Mehlani nods uneasily at the advice given, then murmurs, "I..." She swallows. "I mean... what's in there is clean, though I probably missed some of the firestone d-dust on what I've got on..." Kassima, by contrast, looks decidedly disapproving--yes, disapproving--of the relatively neat state of things so far. "See that you keep it that way, then," she snaps, "and keep yourself in better state. The Candidates represent the Weyr just as much as any rider, Crafter, or resident, and a may a messy and difficult-to-explain to one's mate disease strike anyone who dares think otherwise. Now. Get down and sweep this cloth under your cot, Candidate." She tosses Mehlani a handkerchief from one of her shirt-pockets. It is, of course, black. "And if everything's not clean, Mehlani, I reckon you'll have to rewash them all to be sure," Richenda notes to Mehlani, "along with the rest of the laundry you'll be doing tomorrow afternoon. Asher, is your press ready for inspection? Well, never mind...it will be instpected." Jayna shakes her head sadly. The black handkerchief test. She sighs sympathetically. "Yes ma'am," murmurs Mehlani tinily, though still quite audibly. She accepts the kerchief, hunkers stiffly down to her knees and then crouches down low enough to run the cloth beneath her cot. To Richenda, too, she adds a tiny "Yes'm." There is a hint of sympathy in Asrai's eyes, but she knows the reasons behind these inspections as well as any other rider. Kailia leans against the wall, a wide grin on her face. She's not even trying to cover it now. Asher summons the usual vacant smile for anyone who addresses him--this time Richenda--and gives his dark head a shallow bob. "Of course." A smile curves his mouth, even though it isn't funny in the least. He extends his hand, showing the contents of his press with casual indifference. Old clothing, one pair, has been tucked here without care, and a pot of oil for his firelizards. And a comb. Saskia gives Mehlani a sympathetic look, but for once the sound of her voice is not heard. Before she has even begun her defamation dissertation on the press Richenda pokes Asher with her writing implement. "Excuse me, Candidate, but you said Of course...did you mean, 'Of course, ma'am'? I hope you did. I'd hate to think you treated me with the casual disregard that you have with this disaster you call a press." Kassima's booted foot taps the tempo of impatience against the floor. "Well?" she demands, evidently irated by how long this is taking. "Out with it. Is the cloth dirty, or isn't it?" Asrai looks with mild reproff upon Kassima. By her look she obviously doesn't think Kassi should be doing this inspection..not in the mind state Lysseth has her in. Another vacant half-smile. "Of course, ma'am, I don't." Asher expels a gentle breath, and tries to summon up a more true-style of smile. "It is a horrid mess, isn't it, ma'am?" Kassima shoots Richenda a glance that says, clearer than words, 'I told you so.' Asher gets a glare fit to boil the blood to the point where even *between* couldn't cool it. It is a good thing for this one that pyrokinesis is indeed impossible. Mehlani rolls awkwardly to a crouch, then rises up again, peering anxiously at the cloth. She then holds it forth, trying not to shake it or disturb anything that might have come up clinging to it, and murmurs to Kassima, "There isn't any light-colored dust on it..." Kailia shakes her head at the young man. Asrai smiles, "Not a wonder what with all your firelizards helping to keep it clean with their bodies, Candidate 'Lani." Ursa emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Richenda smirks Kassima's way as she pokes and prods at the press. "Oh, no, oh no, it's not a mess. If you want to see a mess, go see the latrines nearest the children's rooms and nursery tomorrow afternoon, my DEAR Candidate and you will see mess. But then, that's why I want you cleaning them. Understood?" Telgar Weyr> Asher is sorry for the impudence, but it's very hard to RP when you've a devil of an urge to waltz..... Kassima scowls blackly at this. She's out to find dirt, and by Faranth, she *will* find it. "Sweep the cloth over the press, under the press, over the bottom of the press and cot both, and around the floor immediately surrounding your cot," she commands. "Then show me that cloth again. And, pull the coverlet down on your cot so that I can see whether you've made it in any remote facsimile of the proper fashion." Kailia grins, "I'd like to verify the mess there, if I may." Saskia gulps. She had latrine duty today. Telgar Weyr> Richenda just pictures what toddlers and adolescents do to bathrooms and shudders. :) Arallia winces when she hears Asher's punish..duty, latrine duty that is. "Thank you, Kailia." The headwoman greets Ursa with a thin-lipped nod that seems at home with her dangerously glittering eyes. Asher seems instantly delighted with Richenda in an bizzare way. His smile grows--no, he beams-- and he lifts his fingers in a sort of salute. "Of course ma'am. Oh, oh. Of course." Ursa steps in, lingering near the door. She leans against the wall, eyes slowly taking in the sight and the inspection. Though she won't have any of them in her wing for some turns yet, it's already her business to keep an eye on them. Asrai's lips purses slightly at Kassi's attitude. Seeing the inspection nearing its conclusion, Jayna straightens up and looks straight ahead. Richenda's forefinger shoots out toward Asher for another poke. "Something amusing you, Candidate? You find this fun? You think this is a laughing matter?" Hey, at least Kassi hasn't threatened to disembowel 'Lani if the Candidate doesn't comply. Yet. This is an improvement over previous Turns. Mehlani flicks a brief wisp of a glance at Asrai, not daring anything even remotely related to a smile, not with Kassima's attention focused upon her. She bobs her head to Lysseth's rider, and moves as quickly as she can manage to obey her. The black cloth follows the dictated course, over and under, over and around. 'Lani has to crouch again, and her movements remain ever so slightly awkward for some reason, but after a few moments, she straightens up to display the cloth for the green rider's inspection. Distinct nervousness might be spotted along with weariness in her delicate features. Asher tips his head at Richenda, going slightly vacant-eyed again; unfocused. "Oh, no ma'am." He might have a bruise from those pokings in the morning hours. "I am most certainly not laughing, ma'am." "Good," Richenda counters in a snarl, "because I've noticed a day of stirring numbweed will puncture most people's sense of humor. You'll see about that tomorrow at dawn, won't you?" Kailia shakes her head, "I might have to agree with you a bit, Kassi. He is on the disrespectful side." Jayna winces at Asher's sentence. Kassima asks Richenda in a low tone, "Mayhaps the stakes of the bet could be changed t'that chance t'kick a certain insolent rump into a manure pile, as I mentioned a'fore?" Turning back to Mehlani, she regards the cloth with narrowed eyes... and, at last, a smile of wicked triumph; a faint line of dust does mar it, probably from way, way back in the back where no sane person would think of cleaning. "I see," she says simply. "Go show that to Richenda, Candidate." Asher ahs slightly, tipping his head the other way. "See about which, ma'am? The latrines, or the numbweed, in the morning?" Oh, how tiring, how confusing. He looks just a little disassembled in the head at the moment. Maybe he's tired. Asrai rolls ehr eyes, but reinforces Kassi's command with a jerk of her head towards Richenda. Ursa taps her toe impatiently while she nods her head approvingly. From the expression on her face, she expected about what she sees. Richenda breathes in deeply. "Numbweed morning, latrines afternoon. And dishes tomorrow night. Have you any more questions, Candidate?" Mehlani bobs her head again, to Kassima and Asrai, and there's only one word for her expression now: stricken. She then turns and steps to Richenda, stumbling once, pausing uncertainly and holding up the cloth, waiting for the Headwoman's attention to shift to her. Asher ohs softly as this is clarified. "No thank you, ma'am." He tries his very hardest not to be pleasent, not to smile, as this seems to offend. He doesn't enjoy making people offended. He's got his eyes on that writing stick, ready for another lighting jab. "Commands shouldn't require reinforcement," Kassima notes to Asrai in a flat voice; it's nearly the mildest tone she's used today. "Kailia, I couldn't agree more. Which is why I want t'kick him into a muck-pile first chance I get." And oh, but her smile is venomous. Richenda becomes cognizant of Mehlani's nearness and snares the cloth from her fingertips for an examination. "Not the worst I've seen, but I expect that, after you and the others have swept this place clean, you'll be sure nothing comes up on the cloth, won't you?" Just for good measure, as she speaks, she pokes Asher again. Asrai doesn't answer Kassi, what's the use at this juncture. Mehlani murmurs tinily, "Yes ma'am." That seems to be about all she's capable of saying, at the moment. Asher suddenly seems to notice that he's being spoken about. His head turns and his back ceases to slouch, the barest of frowns marring his pale face as he searches through faces. Oh, yes. The flashy one with the knives. "Ouch," he mutters distractedly as he's jabbed. Than he looks to see what that was. Oh, Richenda. "I meant, 'Ouch, ma'am.'" The last thing he needs is to be scolded again. Sandar emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Jayna sighs, fingering the sock on her pocket. She eyes a stray dustbunny that floats from beneath her cot. She stompts it, efficiently but gently. Kassima smiles the smile of the feline who has gotten the cream. Those marks are in her sights even now. Her gaze wanders again towards Asher; her smile turns positively poisonous for the brief moment before she turns her attention elsewhere. "Looks like a complete series of failures, eh Riche?" Richenda looks weary as she addresses the riders and Kailia, her face mottled by temper or by embarassment at the barracks' state. "I'm sorry for you all having to see the people for whom I am responsible in the barracks for which I am responsible being so slovenly. I know that the Beastcraft's coops are better-maintained than this sty. If you have advice to give me on how to make certain these .... people know they're supposed to keep this place clean, do tell me." Kailia points to Sandar, "Ahhh, forgot one." "I've had enough." And Richenda sounds as though she means it. Sandar gulps audibly. Ursa drawls dryly. "Kerlyn once had me do ten pushups for every stain and mark she found. It took me several days to finish my total." Asrai nods, stepping forward. "Perhaps you'll let me take over from here, Richenda. A little talking to might put things in perspective for them.. If that doesn't work..then more drastic measures might be taken." Mehlani stands there near Richenda, not having dared to move from the spot, and her face falls visibly at the Headwoman's words. She mutely curls the cloth into her hands, and although she doesn't actually cringe, her face does a grand job of relaying the impression that she's just been punched in the gut. Jayna shuffles her feet and looks humiliated. Not to mention really, really worried. Ursa snorts. "They need far more than a talking to," she says. "But if you'll excuse me." She turns and leaves, her boot heels clicking on the stone floor. Ursa heads through the entrance to the inner cavern. Sandar glances back at his cot, now wishing he hadn't decided to take a nap after bagging firestone this afternoon, thenturns and looks around shifty eyed at the angry inspectors. Kassima smiles again. She's good at drastic measures. "Oh, do let me talk t'them if'n Asrai's spiel doesn't do any good, Headwoman. Perhaps I can inspire a sense of duty in the buggers." Richenda offers Asrai her clipboard and stick with tha air of a person who's anxious to leave. To Ursa's suggestion she simply says, "Done deal. Please count every stain and mark on these clothes before you let them go and mark them down. I want them to know I will not be embarassed before all of Pern by having ragamuffin Candidates on the sands. Excuse me, everyone. Kailia, Asrai, Kassima...they're all yours. R'val, I'll trust you to keep them all in line. Right? Right." Asher folds his hands in his pockets, black head, complete with red streaks, bowed slightly. But he's looking down because he doesn't want to smile. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he feels slight sympathy for Sandar. R'val smiles at Richenda faintly, "Do my best, ma'am." Richenda does a stage whisper to R'val, hand on his shoulder as she passes him. "Don't let any of them escape." Neliea shifts from foot to foot and stops before any one sees her. Unfolding her hands, she wipes them on her trous and blinks in worry. A brief glance to Sandar and then back to the floor. Kassima rests her hands casually on the hilt of her wherry skewer and the handle of her Emasculator, relaxing a touch as she gets in contact with her weapons. "Thankee, Riche. I'm certain we can... handle them." Kailia grins, "Not a chance." Aurian shifts nervously from foot to foot as she waits. Asrai takes the clipboard. She turns to the others. "I think I can handle this alone. I get a chance to talk to them, alone.../if/ that doesn't work..then you all can have them." "Who died and put you in charge of us, Asrai?" Kassima asks sharply. "Or of whether or nay we may address the Candidates?" Jayna remains at attention, but her eyes follow Richenda as she leaves. She watches Asrai, warily, but ready to take the punishment she deserves. Her cot was, truly told, sloppy, after all. Richenda heads through the entrance to the inner cavern. Asrai sighs, not having wanted to do this. "Wingleader, you are not really in the right mind to have any sort of conversation with the candidates.. lest it be one on what proddiness can do to one's temperment. May I /please/ talk with them alone?" Kailia looks up, "I am one of her assistants, I should be here." Asher quirks a dark brow. He rather wishes they'd decide whether or not they would be lectured by one, two, or all of the riders present. All, he hopes. The riders are more diverting than sleep, in any case. Sandar's cot was quite nicely made, in order, and all of his clothes were folded - well, there were folds in them, anyways - and stashed under his bed. Now, if only there weren't that big black Sandy-sized smear on the pillow, and trailing underneath the covers, from this afternoon's nap. Sandar closes his eyes and wishes the smear *between*, but when he opens his eyes, the smear's still there... and there's a bronze firelizard tugging at the sheets, rumping them up further. Sandar acks. "Jubei!" he hisses when he hopes nobody's watching. "Cut that out!" Kassima drawls out, "Methinks I can judge whether or nay I'm in m'right mind better than you can. I'm certes in enough possession of m'senses t'know when a group of slovenly slime-spawned 'snakes have turned the Barracks into a festering cesspool. Go ahead and talk to them, but if'n you think you can order me out... you'd best have a second think coming, Wingleader." Asrai sighs, looking to Kalia. "Can you tell them exactly /why/ they need to be so neat? How it ties in with being a dragon rider? I have complete respect for your position Kailia, I just wanted to chat with them about the aspects of this inspection that deal with being a rider." She looks to Kassi, clearly not happy with where her simple suggestion has lead this. "Kassima, might I please have a private conversation with the candidates?" Asher looks positively delighted, and closes his dark green eyes and tries not to listen. Someone save him from his own terrible sense of humour and curiousity. He's going to stand here, oh yes, and behave, because if he doesn't than they'll reward him by letting him go back home. And we all know how droll that can be. He rather misses being poked at, though. At least while he was being jabbed, he knew that something constructive was being done. Aurian glances to her own cot, its only a little bit messy really. That is if you never mind the various containers of firelizard oil, numbweed, and creams. The bits of green leaves, drying leaves, and crushed leaves in small piles. Kassima folds her arms, leans back against a wall, tilts her head to consider for a moment, and then says, "Nay. If'n you like, though, I'll save m'interruptions up until the end... since I would like t'speak with them also, Asrai. I believe I have that right." Kailia shrugs. "Well, at least let me spit this out. Candidates, what if there's an emergency. Unsusal threadfall or the like. If your things are a mess, how will you know where to find it? Humm? Knowing where your things are and being able to find them could make a big difference." Sandar groans quietly as Jubei starts rumpling with the sheets, perhaps building a comfortable nest-like bed for himself, then snags some of Sandy's shirts from below the cot, and builds a little pile. Sandar waves his hands frantically at the bronze, who chirps happily at his sillypet's recognition of his wise bedmaking. Asrai shakes her head at Kassi. "I don't agree with this, Kassi. I'll find some other time to talk with them." She shoves the clipboard at Kassi and walks out. She doesn't look back as she leaves. Asrai heads through the entrance to the inner cavern. R'val slips out wordlessly. R'val heads through the entrance to the inner cavern. Kailia shakes her head, "Well, Kassi. And that is that." Mehlani's fair is still nowhere to be seen. She only stands there, the black cloth being twisted slightly in her dainty fingers, doing her best to pay attention. Ptodek emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Ptodek bursts into the room, stopping to look around at the people. M'kla emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Ptodek says "Kassima!!!" Aurian sidles a bit closer to her cot, trying to keep the water damaged jacket out of view. Asher lifts his red-streakd head and blinks at the noisy entrance. Oh, of course, /they/ get to run about...... Kassima calls after Asrai without so much as a hint of repentance, "Your decision, a'course. Everyone has a right t'be unreasonable." With a nod to Kailia, she turns to the Candidates and eyes them somewhat coldly. "Candidates. I'll make this as short as I can. While you are here, Standing, wearing a Telgar Weyr knot, you represent the Weyr. To the Holds, to the Crafts, to *everyone who comes t'see you*. *Is* that clear? The Weyr did nay Search you because 'twas looking t'bloody well humiliate itself, if'n you've somehow gotten that idea stuck rattling around in your heads and dying of loneliness up there. We expect you t'be presentable at all times. We expect you t'keep things neat and tidied, for precisely the reasons that Kailia mentioned. And we *expect* that you will nay try and act with insolence towards those of higher rank. That is one of many reasons why 'tis important for you t'shape up, and shape up *now.*" M'kla comes in, with Ptodek, and two others in tow. A sniffling girl who will answer to Markie, and a wideeyed boy named Stamson. M'kla's brows quirk at Kassima, and she snorts, but says nothing for now. Ptodek blinks at the harangue, and tries again. "Kassima! It's me Ptodek! Remember?" Mehlani, like just about every other young person in view in the Barracks, seems to manage only a fraction of attention for M'kla's entrance and that of those with her. 'Lani's gaze remains riveted on Kassima; the girl in the hat is still silent, stricken, and seemingly rooted to the spot in which she stands. Kailia pokes the young man, "Not now." Sandar hangs his head low at the chewing out, wincing slightly at certain words. M'kla makes sure the other two are settled....and then sneaks back out while Kassima has delusions of T'garrick. Ptodek bites his lip and falls silent. Kassima casts a disapproving look over her shoulder as her name is called. One eyebrow arches upwards. "Ptodek," she says simply, the greeting not precisely warm. M'kla, of course, gets a salute sharp enough to shave with. "I believe that's everything. Richenda will gladly elucidate for you just what will happen if'n you don't. Chores are a first-time offender's punishment. You don't want t'know about the second time. D'you all understand me?" Aurian glances straight towards her toes. Toes are such wonderful things. Tips of boots even better. Her hair falls over her face as she nods, "aye ma'am." Neliea blinks and remains at attention, it's useless to do anything else right now. Nodding minutely, she mumurs, "Yes ma'am." Kailia speaks up, "And it's much worse if you muss up another so they get in trouble on purpose. Don't even think about it." Ptodek swallows and nods carefully. Asher blinks at Kassima's lecturing, the sentences parting and flowing past him without actually breaking agianst him. A sieve, he is, lately. He heard though. He heard. Oh sharding curiosity. He stops himself from injecting and asking what the second offense would bring. He really struggles. Sandar nods quickly to Kassima. "Yes, ma'am," he agrees, then grimaces, hoping she doesn't notice he just ma'amed her. Hearing others do the same relieves him only slightly. Kassima snaps in a less clipped, more heated tone, "And *don't* fardling well call me ma'am. The name's Kassima. K-A-S-S-I-M-A. Kah-SEE-muh. Can we say it? I think we can." Ptodek smothers a grin. Asher echoes instantly, "Kassima!" Isn't he a clever parrot? Telgar Weyr> Kailia busrsts out laughing at Kassi Sandar can say it, but he wisely remains silent like he should have done in the first place. A 'Lani-like grave nod is all she gets this time. Telgar Weyr> Kassima just laughs as Kassi turns into Mr. Rogers on some kind of bad drugs. Aurian jumps a bit. Her eyes wide with startlement. She does manage not to yelp however. Telgar Weyr> Aurian says, "PCP that's what it is" M'kla leans against the doorway, and watches the greenrider. Neliea quickly looks up and nods, "Yes Kassima." She quiets and hopes that it'll be safe soon, if such a thing exists. Kassima nods curtly, and takes a deep, deeeeep breath. It's been a long and pretty thoroughly horrid day, but she can still realize when even she's being just a *touch* unreasonable. "Thank you," she manages, with a touch of sincerity, though Asher gets a sharp look. "'Tis a personal preference of mine, this nay-ma'aming thing. Anyway. Kailia, did I miss aught that I should've said?" Kailia shakes her head, "You know, I do believe I'm rather glad I'm not in you all's shoes." Sandar wishes he was in his shoes. They're currently tossed carelessly at the foot of his bed. Asher looks a little flustered. Oh well give him a funny look. He can say it, can't he? He tosses his head to clear the hair from his eyes and folds his hands behind his back. Kailia looks thoughtful, "Just don't forget the extra duties tomorrow. They ought to be perfect, ot Richenda may have your heads." Ptodek gulps. Extra duties? He missed that part. Sigourney emerges from behind the curtain across the entrance. Sandar mumbles something about the inevitability of that anyways, but soon clamps his mouth shut and hangs his head, perhaps because he's feeling ashamed, and perhaps because he doesn't want to get any more attention than he's already brought upon himself. "Or something other than their heads," Kassi agrees, tapping the handle of her Emasculator meaningfully. "I'm certain that everything will be done without flaw. And *without* resorting t'cutenesses like the dyed soap I've heard rumors of, unless you want t'see what Riche's like when she's annoyed. I wouldn't, if'n 'twere you. All clear?" Sigourney flitters in with a cheep, perching on the lintel. Mehlani, once more, nods mutely to Lysseth's rider. Sandar nods solemnly. Aurian chews on a fingernail as she listens to the continued beratement. She looks whistfully towards the cutain out. Asher nearly passes out at the dyed-soap's mention. He's the victim, not the criminal here. This time. But a saucy grin and nodding bob of the head to the instructions. Neliea nods slowly, still stainding too straight, but better than slouching. Dyed-soap? She wasn't part of that, but she's a candidate. Maybe she is. Kassima frowns at Asher as she sees him grin. That lad is just racking up more and more points on Kassi's deep-defecation-list. "Fine, then. M'thanks t'you and Riche, Kailia, for letting me talk to them." She even manages a nod, to try and add sincerity to the words. Kailia nods, "Our pleasure." Sandar grimaces at the word pleasure, as though it shouldn't be said in this room at this moment. However, he's looking a tad less white now that the schooling is over. Kassima whirls smartly on her heel to head out the door, with another one of those crisp-as-frozen-lettuce salutes for M'kla, the lucky woman. Ptodek blinks and looks around at the others. Kailia nods, "Well, you all have a lovely evening cleaning up in here." You head through the entrance to the inner cavern. You walk through the large entrance to the Living Cavern. Pierron humphs thoughtfully as the wingleader of Thunderbolt arrives. Kailia walks here from the Inner Cavern. D'thon glances to the lower entrance. "The alternative might be worse, mightn't it?" He swallows and goes quiet. A drudge shoos the layabouts out of the Living Cavern, getting them out of her way. Kailia wanders back in, "They may be up all night cleaning." Kassima storms through the LC in a flurry of black, pausing only long enough to snatch up her klah and bowl of raw meat--probably slightly rancid now, but oh well--from her table. "Oh, go bite a bovine's rump," she invites Pierron right before she disappears back into the night. Exit, stage left! You walk down the short tunnel and out into the bowl.