Kassimian Rhapsody

Kassima: "If something makes nil sense, and you understand it, does it make a sound?" (Note: If you understand this quote, then you can probably answer the question.)

Note: I have given up even trying to explain this song. All I can tell you is that I was bored and had drunk quite a few Mountain Dews when I wrote it. Many thanks to the people whose characters are mentioned within for letting me put this up on the WWW, and even more thanks to the group, Queen, who wrote the original. (Just as a side note, the line about giving out blue dragons for free refers to a time when Aph was trying to give Vidarth away, and set a @doing that said something like, 'Free blue dragons! Page for info!' Not that anyone probably needed to know that, but I've always been one for dispensing Pointless Factoids.)

Kassimian Rhapsody


Kassima:
        What is this 'Real Life?'
        That's just some fantasy.
        Where do the idlers hide?
        What's the point of normalcy?

Lysseth:
        Dragon eyes
        Look up to the skies and see.
        I'm not just some dragon--
        I'm a green, best sort to be!
        Dragons brown just aren't that bright;
        Dragons blue can be all right.
        But whoever wins
        Doesn't really matter to me--to me.

Breana:
        Hey, Kassi, look at me!
        Made this plaque out of clay!
        Was hard to get Dreamer to stay--
        But isn't it something to see?
        And it's the second one I've made today!

Aphrael:
        Oh, no, not again--
        Not another muddy mess!
        I guess I'll have to clean it up tomorrow.
        Kassima, Kassima,
        Where is Vidarth's rider?

R'val:
        I'm late for a flight!
        Got to get to it on time!
        If we don't, Vidarth will whine.
        So long, folks, I've got to go.
        Vidarth's got to chase those greens.
        Kassima, you deserve to die--
        Bluerider stew is *not* edible!

Aphrael:
        I see the insanity within your soul--
        Kassima, Kassima, you give me back my brain cell!
        I know we're both weyrd, but
        Get out of my head right now, Kassi!

Kassima:
        Waffle-O-Zap! (Waffle-O-Zap)
        Waffle-O-Zap! (Waffle-O-Zap)
        Waffle-O-Zap batteries--
        Needs batteries!

Vidarth:
        I'm a blue dragon, not a steak, don't you see?
Bite of Vidarth Employees:
        He's a blue dragon, but with A-1, he's tasty!
        He'll be dinner tonight at BoV!

K'nan:
        It's a certain time of year--I'm proddy, so all should Fear.
Weyrfolk:
        K'nan! We fear, we fear, we fear!
K'nan:
        Do you Fear?
Weyrfolk:
        K'nan! We fear, we fear, we fear!
K'nan:
        You should Fear!
Weyrfolk:
        We fear, we fear, we fear!
K'nan:
        All should Fear! All should Fear, Fear, Fear, Fear, Fear, Fear, Fear!
        Hey Melibabe, hey Melibabe,
        Hey Melibabe, where'd you go?

Meli:
        To the Weyrd, where I will sing the Smurf song off-key....
        Off-key....
        Off-key!

(Insert headbanging, etc. here.)

Kassima:
        So you think normalcy can beat out the true Weyrd guys?
        So you think you can order Vidarthburgers without fries?
        Bluerider--
        You may do this, bluerider--
        But you'll never survive--
        'Cept perhaps in the stewbowl!

        Benden has triumphed,
        Check the +grwho and see.
        We're giving out blue dragons
        For free.

				---Written by Kassima

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