Everybody Wants an I'sai-Spawn

Kassima: "I'sai, I'sai, he's our man! If he can't sire spawn, no one can!"

Note: Long ago, I threatened I'sai with this filk, and instead of running screaming he said that I should do it. I warned him not to tempt me, but he did not listen! Perhaps he thought himself safe, since the idea went into hibernation for a year or so... but bronzeriders are never, ever safe. Particularly not I'sai. Therefore, I gleefully present this song to you, with appropriate credit and apologies given to Tears For Fears for having mangled their song 'Everybody Wants To Rule the World.'

Everybody Wants an I'sai-Spawn

Welcome to your fate:
There's no turning back.
You'll be on the Tree,
For you chose to drink the fabled Benden Water;
Now you'll have a son or daughter!
Everybody wants an I'sai-spawn!

Is he not virile?
He feels no remorse.
No woman can hide--
Now you'll have to
Find a name with fitting letters;
If it starts with K, that's better--
Everybody wants an I'sai-spawn!

There's nowhere where the Flu won't find you,
Not when Taralyth has won your flight.
He's a studmuffin, I remind you:
So glad I'll have a new link;
He's Dad and that's good, I think;
Everybody wants an I'sai-spawn!

And you know he finds it pleasing,
Though there'll be no end of teasing--
Everybody wants an I'sai-spawn.
Say that you'll never never never never have one;
You will, and it'll be fun!
Everybody wants an I'sai-spawn!

			    ---Written by Kassima

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