Bronzerider Man

Kassima: "One thing I've always admired about Ofira is her aim with that Frying Pan of Doom. Why, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with half as much talent at bashing bluerider heads!"

Bronzerider Man

Bronzerider Man, Bronzerider Man,
Doing the things a Bronzerider can.
What's he like? Thinks he's important--
Bronzerider Man.
In the scheme of things, he's just a speck.
The sort of guy that you'd like to deck.
Why can't the Water get him instead?
Nobody knows--Bronzerider Man.

Brownrider Man, Brownrider Man,
Bronzerider Man smirks at Brownrider Man.
They have a fight; Brownrider wins.
Brownrider Man.

Goldrider Lass, Goldrider Lass,
Ego as big as the universe lass.
Usually flaying the lesser Man,
Goldrider Lass.
She wields her whip with a steady hand,
And wields her knife with a steadier hand.
When they're combined, it's sadist land.
Powerful Lass, Goldrider Lass.

Bluerider Man, Bluerider Man,
Hit in the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life as best he can,
Bluerider Man.
As all have guessed, a mental mess;
A constant victim of proddiness.
Who came up with Bluerider Man?
Masochist Man, Bluerider Man.

Greenrider Lass, Greenrider Lass,
Greenrider Lass kicks Bluerider's... rear.
They have a fight; Greenrider wins.
Greenrider Lass.

			---Written by Kassima

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