Pretty Bovine

Kassima: "Say what you want of them, but I still think bovines are just a bunch of mooing steaks...."

Pretty Bovine

	Pretty bovine, walking chunk of meat--
	Pretty bovine, the kind I like to eat.
	Pretty bovine....
	I don't believe you--you're not the truth!
	No animal can be stewed like you!
	
	Pretty bovine, look, I've got some hay--
	Pretty bovine, it's yours if you'll just stay.
	Pretty bovine....
	And you are tasty, as can be!
	Will you become dinner for me?

	Pretty bovine, chew awhile,
	Pretty bovine, moo awhile.
	Pretty bovine, give your milk to me.

	Pretty bovine, moo moo moo!
	Pretty bovine, don't go away--
	Pretty bovine, say you'll stay with me.

	Because I need milk,
	I'll treat you right.
	Come here, walking food--
	Be steak tonight.
	
	Pretty bovine, don't lumber by--
	Pretty bovine, don't you want to die?
	Don't walk away, hey!
	Okay....
	If that's the way it must be, okay.
	I guess I'll have an empty plate.
	No steak till tomorrow night--but wait...
	What do I see?

	Are you lumb'ring back to me?
	Yeah--you're lumb'ring back to me!

	Yum, yum--pretty bovine!

				---Written by Kassima

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