Bendenite Riders of Green Association

Kassima: "Oh, you surely know what a glass hat is! That's what you call a wine glass when you've drunk all of its contents and perched it upside down on your head. It also helps if you're really, really drunk."

Note: Thanks, credits, and apologies go to Garth Brooks, whose 'American Honky-Tonk Bar Association' has been filked to produce the lyrics below.

Bendenite Riders of Green Association

If your temperament depends on whether your dragon glows or not;
If your conversation calls for little more than M'kla's klah pot,
If you choose to pour your mug out, concerned about the Water situation
That you're facin'--
Contact your Bendenite Riders of Green Association!

When the wagers dip in your pocket, for most things, you don't mind,
But when your marks all go to pay for someone's win of Tillek wine--
Resort to evil blackmail! Just threaten to make them the destination
Of proddiness frustrations.
Just like the Bendenite Riders of Green Association!

We represent the glass hat, knife-rack, glow-attacked, mind-taxed, 
   blade-waving, fun-loving crowd!
Our hearts are in the laughter, and good wine's always allowed!
Sure, there are some implications,
But they cause no consternation
For the Bendenite Riders of Green Association!

We're all one big family, throughout the best Weyr on Pern.
We don't need any handouts, 'cause we've energy to burn!
And other long-time members will give newly-graduated Benden greenriders 
   their congratulations,
Upon indoctrination
Into the Bendenite Riders of Green Association!

We represent the glass hat, knife-rack, truly cracked, mind-taxed, 
   blade-waving, fun-loving crowd!
Our hearts are in the laughter, and good wine's always allowed!
Sure, there are some implications,
But they cause no consternation
For the Bendenite Riders of Green Association.
Contact your Bendenite Riders of Green Association!			

			    ---Written by Kassima

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